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I can't believe it but people are starting to wake up

submitted by Bidenguy666 to KamalaForPresident 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 09:55:26 ago (+8/-8)     (KamalaForPresident)

I was over at my dads house yesterday helping with some household chores. He lives in a very rural area of a very red state. At the end of the work we went to one of the nearby country bars. It’s the kind of place that farmers, truckers, legit cowboy boot wearers and the working class go to unwind with a cold one.

Vice President Harris was on the TV and the local gun store owner said to his auto mechanic (friends since high school),

“You know what? She ain’t so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody’s rioting, and we’re standing up on the world stage again. Can’t believe I’m saying this but Ol’ Oakland Kam’s got my vote this year.”

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of “Yes sir” and “Damn Straight” from the men around me. Even saw the lonely ball cap wearing farmer in the corner raise his drink with a nod.


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[ - ] ButtToucha9000 7 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 09:58:02 ago (+9/-2)

Nice copy pasta. I'm so glad everyone started clapping and a 7.momth old baby did a backflip and said "thanks for being good humans, rednecks" before aborting itself to cheers from the crowd.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 10:42:41 ago (+2/-0)

I seen it!

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 10:59:49 ago (+1/-0)

I like your variation better.

[ - ] DukeofRaul -1 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 10:08:57 ago (+0/-1)

[ - ] deleted 6 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 10:18:34 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] Love240 2 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 16:41:07 ago (+2/-0)

lol, yes, everyone is a McNasty alt!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 11:45:23 ago (+3/-0)

oy vey goyim the story is true send your shekels to owen benjewin at his sandpoint idaho po box

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 10:40:48 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah. I'm sure that happened.

[ - ] Version6 1 point 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 12:03:47 ago (+1/-0)

Did they all slow clap as well?

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 10:16:27 ago (+1/-0)

I also overheard a group of White guys the other day(looked like construction workers) that were saying they might be voting for Kamala ever since Trump backed down on Project 2025. Not looking too good for trump and the republicans.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 10:42:10 ago (+1/-0)

Well I iverheard a bunch of homos that were loitering around a playground say that they were voting donell trunk.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 17:06:54 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao. Funny but stupid /pol/ pasta

[ - ] beece 0 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 14:41:24 ago (+0/-0)

She will be the most anti-gun President ever if she is elected.