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[ - ] anon 1873580 5 points 9 monthsJul 31, 2024 22:26:47 ago (+5/-0)

What are you defending against? Bland tacos?

Also, that's a gun.

It is not a firearm.

[ - ] anon 1688394 [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 31, 2024 22:45:15 ago (+1/-0)

NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERS

[ - ] anon 1873580 1 point 9 monthsJul 31, 2024 23:09:10 ago (+1/-0)

Your own car for commuting. Home delivery, do not go to stores.

[ - ] anon 2400519 4 points 9 monthsJul 31, 2024 23:02:04 ago (+4/-0)

Kimber Pepper Blaster 2 and a pocketknife.

The Kimber is a gel, and won't blow back and incapacitate you when you deploy it. Be aware that no mace is 100% effective, and that there are people who can take the hit and still kill you. Rare, but they are out there.

[ - ] anon 1688394 [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 31, 2024 23:04:42 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks. Also what are you thoughts on mace guard alaska bear spray?

[ - ] anon 1688394 [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 31, 2024 23:05:49 ago (+1/-0)

Shit I'll order asap

[ - ] anon 2335132 3 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 00:07:26 ago (+3/-0)

A well trained German Shepard... but get a gun and train to use it properly.

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oy5EKsFT44

Full time warning system, and family defense. Add to this that Shit-Skins are absolutely terrified of them, and it will deter them from even considering you as a target.

[ - ] anon 2498240 2 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 02:24:56 ago (+2/-0)

Tactical pen or flashlight

Fenix LD22

You want something that perverts legal trouble.

Look around basically a tactical pen or flashlight. If it's a flashlight no legal trouble. Just do not say it's for defense

If it's dark you can blind the attacker.

Essentially it's a kubaton.

[ - ] anon 1688394 [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 10:53:29 ago (+0/-0)

Wait so kubatons will cause legal trouble?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 14:49:51 ago (+0/-0)

Doesn't work as well as youd want it to. Taxtical flaahlights only any good for about 15 seconds at a time before who you're pointing it ats eyes adjust.

Can't speak for the us but don't try maglighting anyone here, it's considered a lead filled pipe.

[ - ] con77 1 point 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 00:01:04 ago (+1/-0)

They come more compact than that

[ - ] anon 1688394 [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 00:31:21 ago (+0/-0)

Problem is won't that limit how much I have? Should I just buy the kimber pepper spray gun or the mace guard alaska bear spray

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 14:51:08 ago (+0/-0)

Just how fucking many 'bears' are you planning to piss off here?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 14:47:50 ago (+1/-0)

The handle from a shopping trolley. Hurts as much as an asp but doesn't have serial numbers stamped on every part, isn't registered, and can be wiped clean and thrown down the nearest drain without having to explain where your controlled weapon went.