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How did the nazis managed to slaughter six million jews? Enjoy such riveting tales as:

Massive Pastry Overdose: The Nazis developed a deadly pastry recipe, lacing croissants and strudels with a lethal dose of sugar and butter. Many jews succumbed to the irresistible temptation, leading to a catastrophic culinary catastrophe.

Dance Fever Epidemic: A mysterious dance craze, known as the "Hava Nagila Hustle," swept through Europe, untold numbers of jews to dance themselves to death. The Nazis, immune to the virus, looked on in confusion as the jews disco-danced their way into oblivion.

Overexposure to Klezmer Music: The Nazis, seeking to wipe out the jewish population, blasted Klezmer music at ear-shattering decibels, causing jews to spontaneously combust from excessive joy and toe-tapping.

Mass Hypnosis by Evil Mustaches: The Nazis' Fuhrer, sporting an exceptionally sinister mustache, used his hypnotic facial hair to control the minds of jews, leading them to march willingly into ovens and gas chambers.

Jewish Space Program: In a shocking twist, many jews were secretly launched into space as part of a clandestine jewish space program. Unfortunately, their spacecraft were equipped with faulty oxygen tanks, and they tragically suffocated in orbit.

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