Unearthly cry of the Kiwi - Upgoat

I had a grey years ago and it cussed worse than I do. When my kids came along it became very jealous and bitter and so I had to get rid of him. Little old lady shows up to buy him and he's sweet as can be with her. She asked if he used foul language and I was like oh heavens no! We got him and his big ass cage loaded into her truck and as she drove away he was screaming "FUCK YOU MOTHA FUCKAS!!! KIL NIGGERS! GAS THE JEWS!! GODDAMNFUCKINSONOFABITCH. HEIL HITLER!! COCK SUCKER!!! WHORE! WHORE! WHORE! Lemme see them tiddys, betch, I'm rick james, betch"

I just casually walked back in the house and shut my door. No take-backs. No sir.

[ + ] RobertJHarsh

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 13:35:00 ago (+3/-0)

I have a Moluccan Cockatoo that can duplicate voices almost perfectly and only does it for her own personal amusement. Also knows the dogs names so she fucks with them too. But that kiwi is no where near as loud.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 13:44:23 ago (+2/-0)

This grey would do that. It mimicked everything. When he wanted to be an annoying dick he would mimic the microwave over and over and really loud. He knew how to push humans buttons. He was very intelligent. He also started making these ear piercing pitch noises.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 2 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 13:47:51 ago (+2/-0)

' Im rick james bitch' fukn hilarious!

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 13:53:41 ago (+2/-0)

He sounded just like rick james. He also talked like that when he said "let me see them tiddy's, betch". I was like oh dear lord the old lady's gonna try and bring him back because we wanted rid of that spiteful bastard. I would've given her a discount had she came back, ftr. I also trained him to talk like a nigger and as soon as someone would walk up to him to look he'd say "wtf you lookin' at, ho"

[ + ] Panic

[ - ] Panic 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 12:25:10 ago (+0/-0)

The Norwegian Blue is quieter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpTI6SACDP0

[ - ] Fascinus 6 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 10:28:47 ago (+6/-0)

Mirrors:

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/uxuku5f.mp4
https://cdn.videy.co/hEjhA6D1.mp4
https://qu.ax/oifl.mp4

Copy/Paste of connectivity issues section of catbox FAQ: https://pastebin.com/9pkpZ46L

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 5 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 10:18:03 ago (+5/-0)

Huh...I had a bitch screech at me like that once...only once...then I dragged her outside by the hair, next I saw was her silhouette in the moon as she was fucking off on her broom

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 3 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 13:45:35 ago (+3/-0)

damn son!

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 11 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 09:49:13 ago (+11/-0)

Wow autist bird actually exist.

[ + ] dosvydanya_freedomz

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 16:27:43 ago (+0/-0)

Wow autist bird actually exist.

best comment so far

[ - ] con77 3 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 09:37:20 ago (+3/-0)

FUCK! Sounds like murder.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 09:33:17 ago (+11/-0)

Majestic as fuck.

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Unearthly cry of the Kiwi
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