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Chirp Chirp Somalicoon!

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 09:25:23 ago (+45/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 13 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 09:34:52 ago (+13/-0)

So now the story is that they do hear it, but it's Whitey's fault.

[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 11:51:01 ago (+8/-0)

Real shame if the building caught fire and they had no way to know it.

Yep. Real shame.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 12:30:37 ago (+9/-0)

Start a business that services ceiling birds in the hood. Only take the batteries out, do not replace them. You could get paid for doing what you love, and you'd be paid indirectly with your own tax contributions.

Conversely, you can invent a simple device that changes the low battery chirp to "change my batteries, motha fucka" in Samuel Jones's voice, and the alarm sound to "yo house on fire, bitch. Call de amberlamps" and you'd probably get a government subsidy and a medal of freedom.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 18:04:49 ago (+1/-0)

You'd have to change SJs voice to a trap rapper and mumble rap.

[ - ] green_man 0 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 14:32:40 ago (+0/-0)

Taking the batteries out will only work on the ones that are 100% battery powered, it's not going to work on the wired ones.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 15:29:15 ago (+5/-0)

snip snip

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 18:02:33 ago (+2/-0)

Hoooowytee gone fixtid eeet cuz dey raycis!!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 20:15:10 ago (+0/-0)

Their landlord is really probably jew-y not white-y.

[ - ] con77 8 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 09:38:37 ago (+8/-0)

They have 65 IQs

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 13:59:00 ago (+3/-0)

Whoa,con77, you woke-up in a good,giving mood? 60 IQ,@ best.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 18:05:27 ago (+2/-0)

Is room temperature too high now?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 20:16:25 ago (+1/-0)

It's hard to even fathom what that means. I mean, do you act like a 10 yr old? Or do you act like an adult just really slowly?

[ - ] con77 0 points 10 monthsAug 1, 2024 06:52:48 ago (+0/-0)

Both!

[ - ] con77 0 points 10 monthsAug 1, 2024 06:54:38 ago (+0/-0)

No internal monologe. Like a dog but more dangerous

[ - ] Peleg 8 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 11:21:56 ago (+8/-0)

(((Sheila Mulrooney Eldred)))

Very jewy looking. Everything this cunt writes is all about ebil Whytie being big meanies to poor "minorities".

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 13:56:58 ago (+3/-0)

Yes,all true.She should be flogged.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 8 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 12:52:28 ago (+8/-0)

A whole fucking community has to tell the dumb apes to replace their batteries.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 6 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 10:37:30 ago (+6/-0)

If I ran a business that focused on blacks as my primary customer group I would have chirping going on constantly. It must be calming for them.

[ - ] zongongo 6 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 11:43:11 ago (+6/-0)

Absolute retards.
They weren't made for Western Civilization.

[ - ] anrach 5 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 12:14:10 ago (+5/-0)

just go back to somalia, ceiling birds are less abundant there

[ - ] con77 1 point 10 monthsAug 1, 2024 06:55:30 ago (+1/-0)

Fukn a

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 10:31:07 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] recon_johnny 3 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 12:40:02 ago (+3/-0)

And again, it's the White Man's responsibility to take care of the lowly nigger.

Fuck this bullshit. I have no doubt the one responsible for writing this nonsense is at least 2/3 of a fucking kike.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 22:45:09 ago (+1/-0)

Probably the same kike that brought them here.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 13:47:33 ago (+3/-0)

They can never fit into a civilized society.

[ - ] hylo 2 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 15:38:38 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine going to school for four years and then getting a job where you write this kind of shit.

[ - ] dass 2 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 16:06:30 ago (+2/-0)

Lol obesity, hypertension and death 'CONNECT' to poor sleep - not the other way round. These researchers are just more globohomo shekel grubbers.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 22:43:41 ago (+1/-0)

🤣🤣

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 22:44:10 ago (+0/-0)

🤣🤣

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 17:43:11 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks, I needed that.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 22:42:58 ago (+2/-0)

You’re welcome goatballs!🤣

[ - ] patchesohoulihan 1 point 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 16:31:48 ago (+1/-0)

God, blacks are retarded. Holy shit.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 18:01:57 ago (+1/-0)

Owwwlawwwwwd!! fixtid deyt chirp chirp!!

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 19:30:18 ago (+1/-0)

Scientists confirm niggers too stupid to understand how smoke detector works.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 21:16:35 ago (+1/-0)

could be corrected with a community-wide effort

I agree fully. If we all joined together, we could correct this once and for all.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2024 22:42:21 ago (+2/-0)

The Final Correction?