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[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 05:21:34 ago (+5/-0)

The 13-year-old had multiple allergies, including to dairy, wheat, gluten, egg, milk and tree nuts.

Kid was doomed with his inbred, weak genes

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 11:02:19 ago (+0/-0)

Til trees have nuts

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 11:35:30 ago (+0/-0)

Trees have always had nuts... That's where the slang came from for human testicle.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 02:22:29 ago (+2/-0)*

The kid cut his neck due to scratching the eczema.

The cheese hit his open wound on the neck and entered his bloodstream

They administered the epi-pen too late

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 02:58:30 ago (+5/-2)

That sounds like something that would happen in a cheesy low-budget film.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 02:51:47 ago (+2/-0)

Shitty

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 4 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 03:10:30 ago (+4/-0)

Nah man, check the photo. It's at least a shitskin if not a full blown kike.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 03:15:43 ago (+2/-0)

No, cheesy.

[ - ] dass 1 point 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 03:52:18 ago (+1/-0)

that is some Final destination plot device right there.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 02:11:25 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 04:16:02 ago (+1/-0)

That kid is better off dead. Fuck being allergic to everything.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 03:13:51 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] dass 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 03:50:41 ago (+0/-0)

Laughs in semi-hard yellow cheddar

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 16:24:45 ago (+0/-0)

Is a life without cheese even worth living?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 11:01:54 ago (+0/-0)

Poor kid didn't stand a chance. The world is full of cheese

[ - ] dass 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 03:47:33 ago (+0/-0)

"Because severe allergic reactions through skin contact are very, very uncommon indeed, and if it was skin contact alone that caused, in this case fatal, anaphylaxis, I believe that to be unprecedented.

"I have been unable to find any case reports. I've canvassed widely around this and I'm not aware of any fatal cases."

BS Anaphylaxis - severe allergic reactions are common as fck - kid was allergic to multiple shit. Death might be considered rare - however just the US over 750 people die a year from various allergic reactions.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 02:17:02 ago (+0/-0)

The doctor couldn't find any precedents of it ever happening before. He was an never should have been

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 02:22:42 ago (+1/-0)

A what? Don’t leave me in suspense here.

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 06:53:21 ago (+1/-0)

He means the kid was too weak to live.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 03:16:46 ago (+0/-0)

He was an ever should do but that though been guy has.

[ - ] CoinQuest 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 03:29:00 ago (+0/-0)

Not any longer though.