Unless somebody is willing to physically present themselves out at the front gate for summary judgement and immediate execution of sentence, they should just save themselves the fucking time and energy, the bandwidth, the wear and tear on their keyboards, and pixels.
If it's not an immediate physical threat of death or grievous bodily injury, it's not a threat at all, and will be ignored. Go gnash your teeth, sweetness. So if it's really important to you, bring your ass and do it right. Hell, bring all your friends too, if you've got any.
Just make sure you've made all of your necessary arrangements first.
'Cause I'll leave yall right there where you hit the ground, cupcake. I'm not paying to have your ass hauled away, whatever it's condition, and digging holes in dry caliche is just too damn much work.
And on the day, Gabriel's trumpet will duly summon you from the ass of a coyote. They're God's creatures too, ya know. Same as bugs.
[ + ] bosunmoon
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[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
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[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic
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[ + ] BulletStopper
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If it's not an immediate physical threat of death or grievous bodily injury, it's not a threat at all, and will be ignored. Go gnash your teeth, sweetness.
So if it's really important to you, bring your ass and do it right. Hell, bring all your friends too, if you've got any.
Just make sure you've made all of your necessary arrangements first.
'Cause I'll leave yall right there where you hit the ground, cupcake. I'm not paying to have your ass hauled away, whatever it's condition, and digging holes in dry caliche is just too damn much work.
And on the day, Gabriel's trumpet will duly summon you from the ass of a coyote. They're God's creatures too, ya know. Same as bugs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeY_111Wq1E
[ + ] Trope
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[ + ] oppressed
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