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is no one hiring??? I can't find a job ffs

submitted by anon to askanon 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 10:27:55 ago (+3/-1)     (askanon)



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[ - ] anon 1904199 5 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 10:31:09 ago (+5/-0)

Jobs just add to the tax slavery.

Sign up for welfare and mow lawns for cash and buy shit and sell it for more on craigslist and facebook.

You need to learn to black market against communist bullshit

[ - ] anon 8102994 [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 10:32:19 ago (+0/-0)

The local homeless camp out in front of banks and make money tax free by harassing customers

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 11:03:15 ago (+4/-0)

Have you marked down 'hispanic' or 'indian' on the forms? They're trying to avoid hiring White men at all costs right now.

[ - ] anon 2757030 3 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 10:34:14 ago (+3/-0)

There has been no job growth for Americans, all the jobs were filled by immigrants.

You could look at direct work with customers you find.

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 13:54:47 ago (+3/-0)

You can get a job, you just aren't applying to the ones you are ACTUALLY qualified for.

Go to the gas stations within walking distance and apply.

You think you are worth more than that?
OK, well at least you have SOME income while you are looking for the job you mistakenly believe you are worth.

ProTip: You don't apply for REAL jobs.
The interview process for a real job is going to be a conversation over a game of golf / hobby.
If you are sending in an application, you aren't qualified.
That's probably your problem.

[ - ] anon 7840585 2 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 10:54:31 ago (+2/-0)

Have you tried dark makeup and a pajeet accent?

[ - ] anon 1572015 2 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 12:53:15 ago (+2/-0)

if you think it's bad now, wait until 2025. Land anywhere you can and hunker down

[ - ] anon 2208282 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 13:52:23 ago (+0/-0)

Damn,"good advice"!!

[ - ] anon 1553625 2 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 14:59:25 ago (+2/-0)

Start a lawn mowing business. No you're not going to mow a single lawn. What you're going to do is put an ad in the paper saying you're going to pay kids or anyone $10 an hour or maybe $15 an hour to mow lawns. Then you're going to have a lawn mower and you can have a vehicle that you can move the lawn mower around with. You going to start with an old push mower. Then you're going to go door to door in the neighborhood handing out flyers are hanging them on door knobs saying that you'll know their lawn for I don't know $40 depending on how long you think it's going to take. Once you get the contract you're going to send your buddy over there that you're paying $15 an hour or two to mow the lawn you're going to have some gas cost you can have some delivery cost you going to make 20 bucks per lawn.

And you're going to have a real business because you are not doing the work yourself you're hiring employees to do it for you.

You're not going to spend a lot of time incorporating doing all this kind of registration until you've gotten a few clients. When you're actually making money then you're going to start to spend the money to protect yourself. Yes that's going to involve a little bit of risk in the beginning because you really don't want that employee to cut his foot off before your registered as a company or whatever but the alternative is to spend a whole lot of money to incorporate or do a limited LOL LLC and some other things and you're still going to get sued if your employee cuts his foot off.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 10:57:48 ago (+1/-0)

There are always jobs. It may not say what you want or be the work you want but there are ALWAYS jobs

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 11:03:32 ago (+1/-0)

I got plenty of work, but it's physical and sometimes dirty. It's hard to get most people to follow directions or to do their best, so I'm always looking workers.

I don't pity fools, so if that's your style then find a Walmarx.

[ - ] anon 8102994 [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 11:06:21 ago (+0/-0)

I hear Costco is better than Walmart

[ - ] anon 3790657 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 12:30:30 ago (+1/-0)

What are your skills and are you willing to relocate?

[ - ] anon 1553625 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 15:00:06 ago (+1/-0)

You're going to go door to door and neighborhoods and you're going to offer to clean their gutters for $50 or maybe $150 depending. Never be afraid to ask for more. A lot of retired people want their gutters cleared and they don't want to risk getting up there and doing it themselves. You going to take a lot or you're going to climb there and you're going to get together. You going to give him a discount for cash.

[ - ] anon 1553625 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 15:01:02 ago (+1/-0)

You're going to get somebody with a cricut to make yourself some good stencils to paint curb Street numbers with. Then you're going to go door to door and you're going to drop off flyers and put hanging flyers on doors that say you'll paint their street number next week at a certain time and anybody who signs up and it's $40. You going to practice with your stencils before you paint anybody's curb you're going to get yourself some spray paint you going to practice making different numbers and then after you hear how many people in that neighborhood want you to paint their number you going to go out there in one day and you're going to collect $40 from each one of them and you're going to paint their curb.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:59:13 ago (+1/-0)

If you have a car, you can drive for Uber or the food delivery version each day you aren't employed.

Men accumulate iron so now is a good time to sell some blood.

[ - ] anon 3897008 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 11:03:02 ago (+0/-0)

Transition.

[ - ] anon 3457375 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 11:53:58 ago (+0/-0)

Have you registered for at least 3 temp agencies?

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 13:58:47 ago (+0/-0)

Temp agencies work for the company's HR department.

OP needs to get a head hunter.
The difference being that the head Hunter works for him and is motivated to cut through the bullshit, cut through the line of temp agency applicants, and put OP in front of the boss, not HR.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 12:14:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 2208282 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 13:53:40 ago (+0/-0)

Ahh,NO! AI,writes the "code"now. Dumbass!

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 14:52:44 ago (+1/-1)

you get your news from fox news

learn to code

https://cs.ossu.dev/

[ - ] anon 8102994 [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 11:38:27 ago (+0/-0)

Kozel did you use that link you provided yourself to study? Also I started HTML recently so I'll probably go back to it, then work my up to CSS and JavaScript

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 13:56:05 ago (+0/-0)

No I did trial by fire.

Also I dislike your plan and it sounds like a waste of time.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 12:33:42 ago (+0/-0)

Hire yourself in your own business or enterprise.

[ - ] anon 2208282 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 13:51:13 ago (+0/-0)

Nope,zip jobs! o'Biden & his crew of theives fixed the market for decades.

Go get another "fake-ass" clot-shot.

[ - ] anon 3746946 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 18:21:44 ago (+0/-0)

Plenty of work here in NH

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 15:35:01 ago (+0/-0)

I just got some new chains. It's going to suck but they promised me more shekels.

[ - ] anon 4947530 -1 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 10:37:51 ago (+0/-1)

low skilled jobs are hiring right now because schools starting. Its not what you're looking for but if you need something for right now now and the next few months for seasonal work. In a pinch amazon is always hiring.