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Horny Goats - Which One Do You Prefer?

submitted by Scyber to AskGoats 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 21:11:25 ago (+2/-7)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/kxuh0o.png

Only pick one.


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[ - ] FreeinTX 6 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 21:12:07 ago (+6/-0)

Pass on both.

Fat assed non whites.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 21:15:18 ago (+2/-2)

Only 2 things in Texas - steers and queers.
You're a queer.

[ - ] FreeinTX 5 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 21:18:16 ago (+5/-0)

Moo, bitch.

I'm not a race traitor. My wife is white and blonde. Doughn be jelly.

[ - ] Scyber [op] -1 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 21:56:20 ago (+1/-2)

Did you just say your wife is a moo bitch cow like jelly?
LMFAO!!

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 22:10:23 ago (+2/-0)

I can see how an illiterate nigger could read it that way.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 22:27:31 ago (+0/-0)

But it takes one to know one.
And you're surely one of those illiterate niggers with a moo cow wife

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 22:30:32 ago (+2/-0)

Pretty sure it doesn't take an illiterate nigger to know an illiterate nigger. Purdy certain, even an average Joe can spot in illiterate nigger, ya illiterate nigger.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 22:36:09 ago (+0/-0)

You sure sound like an illiterate nigger when you mention it 4 times in one post.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 22:43:04 ago (+1/-0)

Pot, kettle, nigger, bitch.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 22:36:28 ago (+0/-0)

i bet she puts out.

how do you stick your dick in a computer?

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 22:18:28 ago (+2/-0)

I was a horny goat until I saw that picture.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 2 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 21:38:28 ago (+2/-0)

No tatts visible on the fake blonde so she wins.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 23:07:43 ago (+1/-0)

Nope. I’ll take both.
Shoot them and chunk em ina ditch.
Sheeeiit!

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 18:39:58 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone who downvoated this is a complete faggot.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 06:16:49 ago (+0/-0)

Neither. Both are ugly.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 01:14:05 ago (+0/-0)

The succubus on the right looks slightly less artificial.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 21:36:59 ago (+0/-0)

Which ever one goes for it first

Then they have to fight for it

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 21:26:41 ago (+0/-0)

Home Depot whores in the outdoor department are always asking me to heft bags of mulch and shit. I avoid Depot thots.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 4 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 21:32:11 ago (+4/-0)

It's the Ho Depot - only thing missing is me.
lol.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 21:35:05 ago (+1/-0)

🥇

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 21:30:56 ago (+1/-0)

Social media told them its a good place to meet single, capable men. These are probably two more influencers influencing the idea.