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Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Goyim Squad Iron-on Patch only $13.95

submitted by bossman131 to random 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 11:13:36 ago (+3/-1)     (shoptheweitzman.org)

https://shoptheweitzman.org/products/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-goyim-squad-iron-on-patch

There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are called on, we fire the laser on our very real and not fake satellite. But what happens on Shabbat? Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs until the appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)

And now, members of the Goyim Squad can wear their patches proudly!


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[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 14:12:10 ago (+0/-0)

Now if there were only a cheap chinese knock-off available for $1.00.

[ - ] McNasty 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 12:09:26 ago (+0/-0)

Space lasers are fake and gay.

Remember that time a "Chinese spy balloon" crashed in the US? You believe China has to resort to balloon warfare? Where are all their satellites?

The jew DEW lasers are real. jews promote the "space laser" narrative because space is fake and gay and you look like an idiot if you ever try to prove they have a weapon out there.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 14:34:47 ago (+0/-0)

"Jewish Space Laser Project" = CONFIRMED


That proves there is a DEW laser system capable of being deployed on an aircraft platform.

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Proof of an DEW laser utilized on a aircraft platform


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The same program could have easily been applied to the Boeing X-37
(U.S. Space Shuttle program stolen and re-classified Top-Secret by the CIA)

[ - ] McNasty 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 14:37:13 ago (+0/-0)

And which one of those planes fly the lasers to outer space?

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 15:01:41 ago (+0/-0)

The Boeing X-37 is already proven to have been used to clandestinely launch military assets into space, and has been used itself on nearly 3 year long orbital missions (908 day single flight) as military testing platform.

This was nearly 10 years ago - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AxEQ_w6sJc

[ - ] McNasty 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 15:03:28 ago (+0/-0)

The Boeing X-37 is already proven to have been used to clandestinely launch military assets into space

Did NASA tell you that? Lol.

You need to substantiate your claims. Don't make a post like a kike. I do not subscribe to NASA's authority and would need some kind of substantiating evidence to verify any of their claims.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 15:24:00 ago (+0/-0)*

It's confirmed to have launched multiple military assets on flights.

They are testing DEW weapons on it now. A confirmed program that uses photovoltaic cells to produce "Extremely high frequency microwaves, and optical power transmission"

- https://www.twz.com/33531/x-37bs-power-beaming-payload-a-reminder-of-potential-orbital-microwave-anti-satellite-weapons

Are you suggesting that this is a lie?

The Navy literally brags about this here.. 4 years ago.

Energy transmitted by laser in ‘historic’ power-beaming demonstration

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb9THqrXd4I

[ - ] McNasty -1 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 15:29:39 ago (+0/-1)

It's confirmed

By who?

They are testing DEW weapons on it now.

I have no doubt that they are testing DEW weapons on aircraft. My claim is that they are lying about outer space.

Are you suggesting that this is a lie?

Partially. They're lying to you about space.

The Navy literally brags about this here.. 4 years ago.

They'll also brag about the part they played in world war II when they defeated the genocidal Maniac known as Hitler. They affirm the Holocaust. They will also tell you that when Israel sank the USS Liberty, it was an honest mistake. Don't be an idiot. Your sources are not credible.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 15:52:38 ago (+0/-0)

Confirmed via the Defense.Gov website...

DEWS tested on the X-37B .. in 2020

The Air Force's Rapid Capability Office has combined forces with the Air Force Research Lab, and now with the U.S. Space Force to execute a mission that maximizes the X 37-B's unique capabilities, she said. "This important mission will host more experiments than any prior X-37B flight, including two NASA experiments," she added.

One of the experiments will test the reaction of "significant materials" to the conditions in space," Barrett said. A second experiment will study the effect of ambient space radiation on seeds. A third experiment, designed by the Naval Research Laboratory, transforms solar power into radiofrequency microwave energy, then studies transmitting that energy to Earth, Barrett said.

- https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/2177974/leaders-chart-the-course-as-us-space-force-launches/


EAT A DICK... FAGGOT.

[ - ] McNasty 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 16:41:41 ago (+0/-0)

I'm glad you're so into jewish Sci-Fi. You're probably super excited about the next Star wars movie. What can I say. Some people are just retarded NPCs that don't understand they're on up-goat. Where we name the jew.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 18:32:41 ago (+0/-0)

8) Thanks for admitting I was correct.

You condescendingly demanded proof. I provided it in detail, and I reduced you to sarcasm.