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Do you boat?

submitted by Sector2 to WhatCouldGoWrong 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 22:26:27 ago (+10/-0)     (www.youtube.com)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PI_7BjpA4sw?feature=share



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 22:55:54 ago (+6/-0)

Whale I'll be. That had to be on porpoise.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 23:19:10 ago (+3/-1)

^ Greatest comment Tonight!^ 🏆

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 23:23:40 ago (+3/-0)

If a whale ever does that to my boat I will karate chop it to its fuckin head mane. You ever see a mothafucker punch an whale in the eye?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 10 monthsJul 25, 2024 03:04:20 ago (+4/-0)

Never have, probably never whale.

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 10 monthsJul 25, 2024 01:25:56 ago (+3/-0)

yeah, you just won't do nothing, big mouth (lol)

[ - ] deleted 3 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 22:57:55 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 23:22:38 ago (+3/-0)

Portuguese man o'wars are the niggers of the sea. They're a type of siphonophore that don't really have brains and they can absolutely ruin your day.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 23:27:33 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 10 monthsJul 25, 2024 00:51:56 ago (+4/-0)

Hey awesome. I don't know shit about the shape of earth, but I really like fishes. Glad you enjoyed that.

The Goliath grouper used to actually be called jewfish until kikes got offended. I don't know why the call them that, it's an amazing fish. I'd probably pick bobbit worms. All bristle worms are assholes, I've been stung several times by those fucks, but bobbit worms are the ugliest. People accidentally get them in their salt water fish tanks, and aside from being ugly, cock shaped and hard to get rid of, they also will kill and eat the fish you care about. One day you'll have an awesome little clown fish, the next it's just gone almost without a trace. They're really good at hiding in coral and ambushing prey. They can decimate your whole tank and you'd never know it was there.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 22:43:16 ago (+2/-0)

JAWS IRL!

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 10 monthsJul 25, 2024 08:45:01 ago (+1/-0)

Have been and will always be a land mammal.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 22:37:28 ago (+1/-0)

It's not nice to fool mother nature. Oldie and not so sure it's a goodie!