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Got a New Phone & Number Last Month & It Used to be Some Old jewish Guy's Number

submitted by Scyber to TellUpgoat 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 20:30:13 ago (+4/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

I keep getting calls and texts for this old guy named Herb. Have to tell people I just got this number & stop contacting me.
I ordered some food to pick up and the restaurant didn't take my name. When I went to get my food they didn't have my name on file so I used my new phone number. Looked at the receipt and it was a really gross jewish last name. I pretty much lost my appetite when I saw it.
I wonder if it was his concentration camp tattoo number.
I feel so violated. I may have to change my number again.


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[ - ] SilentByAssociation 4 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 20:52:15 ago (+4/-0)

Change your number. You don't want any bad jew-jew following you around.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 22:13:19 ago (+2/-0)

First try to login to various sites, faceberg, telegram. That use Phone Number as login/password recovery. What you find may disturb you.

[ - ] v0atmage 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 22:14:39 ago (+0/-0)

There's gotta be something he can do with it!

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 23:03:33 ago (+1/-0)*

Next time someone calls you just tell them you will call them back, you're in the middle of sucking baby penis.

Call the local orphanage and tell them you lost another one and want a replacement.

Call a bank and get a loan at 0.005%

Call your local representative and tell them that someone you don't like has been antisemitic to you.

Call israel and tell them you lost your israeli passport. Give it to a nigger.

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsJul 25, 2024 00:33:28 ago (+0/-0)

Plot twist: it was OP’s old phone number all along

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 22:57:27 ago (+0/-0)

You know what you must do when they call and text. Go forth, my son, shit post and prank call the fuck out of the kikes.

[ - ] texasblood -2 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 22:17:51 ago (+0/-2)

You a punk STFU lard ass
Surprised you didn't eat your phone in such a fit of mental self righteousness