All of @Joe_McCarthy music he used to post was from the 70s and 80s. He's never posted a playboy model who's heyday was after the early 90s. Dude doesn't want to admit he's living off a trust fund and SSI in a 55+ community watching porn and fantasizing about the apocalypse. - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

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All of @Joe_McCarthy music he used to post was from the 70s and 80s. He's never posted a playboy model who's heyday was after the early 90s. Dude doesn't want to admit he's living off a trust fund and SSI in a 55+ community watching porn and fantasizing about the apocalypse.
submitted by HeyJames to NutziHiveKickers 9 monthsJul 24, 2024 18:23:47 ago (+4/-3) (NutziHiveKickers)

Just want him to have an honest conversation for once. He admitted a long time ago he has family money and will never be broke. He's obviously old and not a young buck revolutionary that women lust after.

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[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2024 18:38:24 ago (+1/-2)

This circus of you pretending I'm 75 is one long, desperate attempt to avoid having a serious conversation about what I represent.

You talk about your truck, your guns.

I have the clothes on my back and a Michael Crichton novel. In a couple of hours I'll be eating dinner at a church.

I've been arrested 8 times in the last 2 plus years on charges ranging from jacking off in public to assaulting a sheriff's deputy.

I'm currently on the run with warrants. Yet during my last two warrant checks fingerprints turned up nothing.

I am the avatar of Vishnu. You are some guy that as Patton would say shovels shit in Louisiana.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2024 18:52:34 ago (+4/-0)

I am the avatar of Vishnu.

see? its starting.

[ + ] Joe_McCarthy

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2024 18:57:57 ago (+1/-1)

That was a bit of a joke. But is a play on this:

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=667341072c22d

Devi was a National Socialist deeply immersed in Indian religion and believed Hitler was a manifestation of Vishnu. That quote is a reference to her belief that Kalki, the avenger, would return - and that Hitler, even if unknowingly, was referring to him.

But it's not too far off...

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65e2b91fd64e4

People can choose to believe me or not. I sometimes wonder myself how much of this, and to what extent, is real. But it doesn't matter here particularly. If I'm legit I'll win. If I'm not I won't. The standard take on prophets is their legitimacy rests on whether what they say comes true or not.

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2024 18:41:25 ago (+1/-1)

It's all fantasy.

The biggest risk you took the other day was putting a little mild salsa on your taco Tuesday. You're spent and used up. There's nothing left for you out there.

[ + ] Joe_McCarthy

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2024 18:49:27 ago (+0/-1)

Well, the arrest for assaulting the deputy is fantasy. I misspoke. I got arrested for assaulting a nigger doorman during the off hours at a strip club. The assault on the 'correctional officer' happened in the jail after I'd already been arrested. So there you go. I'm 75 years old.

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2024 18:54:22 ago (+0/-0)

No everything you're saying is BS. Still waiting.

[ + ] Joe_McCarthy

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2024 19:08:32 ago (+0/-0)

You just want to get me attacked with crowbars. I already told you the conditions under which I'd agree to reveal my identity. You were unresponsive. This isn't high school. I'm not doing this on a dare from some fat guy taunting me in between shoveling shit near his barn.

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2024 19:10:12 ago (+0/-0)

Tell you what, I'll come to Colorado. Denver area right?

[ + ] Joe_McCarthy

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2024 19:12:07 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, like I'm going to reveal my location on open board!

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2024 19:20:12 ago (+0/-0)

You can message me

[ + ] Joe_McCarthy

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 14:21:21 ago (+0/-0)

What is there to be gained by us meeting?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 14:30:55 ago (+0/-0)

I see where your issue is with recruiting.

Continue thread

[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2024 18:27:00 ago (+0/-1)

@Joe_McCarthy if you're homeless with nothing to lose feel free to dox yourself at anytime.

We know that's not true. If your HOA found out what you post, they wouldn't let you in the bingo hall and would send inspectors daily to measure your grass.

Take your Metamucil and Xanax. It'll all be okay