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Wtf is up with women and Jeep Wranglers?

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:17:28 ago (+9/-1)     (whatever)

Why?


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[ - ] Spaceman84 7 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:32:22 ago (+7/-0)

Because they're like Barbie dolls they can accessorize. And they do. I see more women driving gussied up Wranglers than men. Women are the fags collecting rubber ducks and displaying them on their dashboards.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 20:54:06 ago (+0/-0)

And it’s always the 4-door Wrangler. It looks so much better as a 2-door.

Even I eventually want to buy an old Wrangler from the 90s.

[ - ] MaryXmas 5 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 18:56:32 ago (+5/-0)

It became a lifestyle brand. It is nothing about the car and everything about the feeling of adventure you get when picking your dog up at the vet.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 17:35:30 ago (+3/-0)

All women are insane

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:26:48 ago (+3/-0)

Deep down, they want to be Daisy Duke when they grow up.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:22:41 ago (+3/-0)

My wife is on her 3rd jeep.

She loves them. She loves the jeep community. And, she loves the jeep events which are charitable and related to off reading.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:31:39 ago (+1/-0)

"Off-reading"?? Or: Off roading! just messin' with you!

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:24:30 ago (+0/-0)

Ooooooooooo that figures. You seemed a bit basic. I fucked a jeep girl once. Turns out she was on meth but I didn't care and kept hitting it.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:29:10 ago (+0/-0)

I have a F150 farm truck and an F250 work truck.

If I had to pick my personal car/truck, I'd get a military humvee and restore (make it really nice by fabricating the interior) it, which I may do in the next few years.

My personal pleasure vehicle is a twin engine aircraft.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:31:15 ago (+0/-0)

Good choice. I have a super duty and used to have an f150. Military humvee you'll have mixed feelings about once it's done. I person's recommend ripping out the underpowered Detroit garbage and installing a hopped up cummins ISB variant. You could of course keep it GM and install a duramax but cummins is the ultimate in reliability

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:35:22 ago (+0/-0)

That was the exact plan. A Cummins.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:38:53 ago (+0/-0)

LS3 is a good choice too. HMMWVs aren't hauling much weight unless you're towing a trailer. I'm pretty sure you can get a kit for the swap because quite a few H1s are running an LS these days.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:46:43 ago (+0/-0)

I would almost want an iron block truck LS motor more though. They're torquier and you could add a supercharger or turbo because that iron block is more stout.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 19:21:43 ago (+0/-0)

Charitable? Irresponsibly so I assume, because that's what charities are. You don't want to use that as a brag

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 19:56:17 ago (+1/-1)

Her last charity was taking retards on an off road amateur course and let them have fun getting in the mud and dirt.

Da fuk is your problem, you utter fucking fag?

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 2 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 15:58:58 ago (+2/-0)

Jeeps are fun when you take the top off and drive through mud puddles. What I don't get is the excessive accessorizing, big ass windshield stickers, and 30 rubber duckies taking up the whole dash.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 20:54:52 ago (+1/-0)

Looks fun taking the top off and just going to the grocery store.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 0 points 10 monthsJul 25, 2024 09:05:19 ago (+0/-0)

It is. My dad used to pick me up from elementary school in an old mail jeep that had no doors. I learned to drive on a 97 Wrangler.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:28:31 ago (+2/-0)

My wife drives one of my trucks. I would never let a woman I'm with drive a jeep. Except for the one on meth but that one doesn't count

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 14:28:21 ago (+2/-1)

Jeeps are trash vehicles. You may get lucky and not get one that will completely go to shit. Similar to rotary engines. On point. They think look bad ass driving one.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:45:53 ago (+1/-0)

women and jeep wranglers

That's a lot better than all what the women in honda rav4's are bringing. Literally every women I've met that drives a RAV4 is a bulldike or at least a full on pint-hatter.

[ - ] Love240 3 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 15:12:12 ago (+3/-0)

Rav4's are Toyota. The Honda's are CRV's.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 16:50:19 ago (+0/-0)

You are correct. It's not hondas, it's toyota I was mistaken.

[ - ] Conspirologist 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:24:11 ago (+1/-0)

Jeep and Volvo are the most safe in case of collision. If you love your wife, buy her a Jeep or a Volvo.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:27:15 ago (+1/-0)

volvos are chinese now. That is probably no longer accurate.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:31:37 ago (+1/-0)

Before that they were Ford

[ - ] RomeoCasanova 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 14:36:57 ago (+0/-0)

The Pintos were definitely the safest.

[ - ] Conspirologist 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:31:43 ago (+0/-0)

The chinks only own it, but the engineers are still White.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 13:35:57 ago (+0/-0)

If you say so.
I'll still settle for the safety provided by Mercedes Benz.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 20:14:25 ago (+0/-0)

What is up with compact suvs? They are everywhere. By far the most common car. Taking over the planet like gray goo.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 14:12:32 ago (+0/-0)

Bitchs(m/f) took over JEEP about 05/06(after TJ 04)
I sold everything to make distance from the Soy cancer of 4 door Jeeps and plastic faggott ducks on the dash