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I had a blackhawk heli fly in tight circles at 400 feet above me today for over 30 minutes. I've been tracking it. wtf did I piss the jews off with one of my nuclear shitposts?

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to conspiracy 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 16:25:00 ago (+10/-1)     (conspiracy)

I filmed it and the whole neighborhood gathered to watch it. Its dark gray with no markings. Its listed as blackhawk military but no other info.


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[ - ] MaryXmas 7 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 17:28:38 ago (+7/-0)

You remember that one YouTube comment you made back in 2013? The blackhawk remembers.

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 18:39:26 ago (+4/-0)

That Navy Seal copypasta gets used a lot.

It's taken this long to get around to him.

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 16:35:49 ago (+4/-0)

Your 15 minutes of Fame,arrived.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 3 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 16:36:52 ago (+3/-0)*

He just turned his transponder off kek
I tracked where I think he landed.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 09:44:33 ago (+1/-0)

In 2004 I was livin on Oahu, on a 10 acre country property with 8 horses. One day at noon 3 black small helicopters started flying in slow circles about 200 feet above the corrals. The horses were panicking and racing around like crazy. I was inside the house, and went out to look. There were no markings or lights, and the glass was black. Just like out of a movie. After a few minutes they slowly flew across the main road, and landed behind a large bunch of trees. I slowly walked over there, peeked thru the trees, and there was nothing. I was not high, I am not prone to hallucinations. I remember this clearly.

Years later, I moved to another place, also country, and the guy that owned the property said the same thing happened there a few months earlier, with one helicopter. Black, no markings, just hovering 100 feet from the house for a few minutes, then leaving. A NSA base was just 2 miles away.

[ - ] Localuser 2 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 18:55:10 ago (+2/-0)

Owen Benjamin is after you lol

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 18:31:16 ago (+2/-0)

Great! They found you!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 18:32:57 ago (+3/-1)

Whatdaya mean "great", Paul??? Its not great at all. Now they're gonna try and steal my shekels.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 20:02:08 ago (+2/-0)

They're after your PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!!!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 21:39:20 ago (+1/-0)

If they send some chic who looks like Shania Twain then I'll surely give'em to her! wif my wiener!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 21:53:46 ago (+1/-0)

Is she Mark Twain's daughter?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 21:57:26 ago (+0/-0)

Probably. Either way balls deep

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 18:35:00 ago (+1/-0)

You are an enemy of the State. They are just monitoring you.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 18:35:32 ago (+1/-0)

Enemy of jews.

[ - ] vol09877 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 00:10:33 ago (+1/-0)

they want some nudes of you

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 21:17:06 ago (+1/-0)

pics or it didnt happen

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 21:20:55 ago (+1/-0)

dude, my internet has been fucky for three days. My landline phone is all scratchy and once when I picked it up I heard some dude talking. Then blackhawk comes in to harass me. Ive been educating some jews about genocide at a jewish forum and I may have actually pissed one off who has some connections. kek

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 06:32:49 ago (+0/-0)

You mispronouned someone, didn't you?

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 20:35:05 ago (+0/-0)

Important jew dropped a penny.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 17:22:47 ago (+1/-1)

Ofuk! Mcnasty sent his tard brigade after you!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 17:35:55 ago (+1/-1)

Dear God!! Little bearded manlets with their fingers stuck in their asses on the ground coming after meh!!!

[ - ] McNasty 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 17:14:46 ago (+2/-2)

Why don't you go ask Reddit? Isn't that where all you jews circle jerk each other over Owen Benjamin?

[ - ] bosunmoon -2 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 16:30:59 ago (+1/-3)

I would just chalk it up to the government discovering the most retarded kike alive.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 16:31:59 ago (+3/-1)

owen benjewin doesn't live anywhere near me, buddy

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 16:39:49 ago (+3/-1)

I bet owen benjamin follows you for tard tips.

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 16:36:14 ago (+1/-1)

I bet owen benjamin follows you for tard tips.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 16:37:56 ago (+2/-1)

No U!

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 16:40:38 ago (+2/-2)

Can you say that without a lisp?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 16:43:09 ago (+3/-1)

I don't have tiny hands and waddle run like a retarded duck with gay aids.

[ - ] bosunmoon -1 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 16:56:47 ago (+1/-2)

I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually, you're not that retarded.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 3 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 17:03:41 ago (+3/-0)

oh I'm pretty retarded. You have no idea

[ - ] McNasty 0 points 10 monthsJul 23, 2024 17:16:08 ago (+2/-2)

Holy fuck nigger. I didn't think I could ever agree with a jew like you. At least you understand your own limitations, being a reddit mod and all.