40 Haitian migrants dead after voodoo ritual sets boat ablaze - Upgoat

TFW you do a voodoo ritual to ensure a safe journey, but Baron Samedi requires a burnt offering of half the passengers to ensure the other half arrive.

Hakuna matata, circle of life, all that shit.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 15:40:27 ago (+1/-0)

LOL. They lit the candle to start the ritual to pray that the Coast Guard would not find them. Then the Coast Guard rescued everyone who didn't ignite. Fucking niggers.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 18:09:28 ago (+1/-0)

My shitty day just gets better and better!

[ - ] Love240 1 point 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 18:38:12 ago (+1/-0)

Should have done a strafing run to get the remainder.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 19:27:52 ago (+1/-0)

Its an offering to the ooga booga god, who is jewish, ironically

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 14:06:13 ago (+2/-0)

Uplifting news is where this belongs but you DID archive a Yajoo article.

GOOD JOB NIGGER!

[ - ] vol09877 2 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 21:06:07 ago (+2/-0)

lol, stupid niggers

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 13:31:57 ago (+3/-0)

God knows his own. Straight to hell

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 15:05:11 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe if they'd prayed they'd have all made it. That's what you get for praying to cut-rate african nigger gods.

You buy your ticket, and you ride your ride.

[ + ] DukeofRaul

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 15:10:38 ago (+0/-0)

The vatican! Amd we all disappear.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 4 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 13:58:05 ago (+4/-0)

Oh no

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 4 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 14:54:25 ago (+4/-0)

Haiti would be like paradise if you remove the niggers.

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 4 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 16:06:14 ago (+4/-0)

“This planet would be paradise if we eliminate the kike” ~ Adolf probably

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 18:10:12 ago (+0/-0)

but they have cut down almost all the trees

[ - ] xmasskull 6 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 13:29:25 ago (+6/-0)

It WORKS!

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 20:08:59 ago (+0/-0)

40 survived...

[ - ] Spaceman84 7 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 14:49:05 ago (+7/-0)

"This devastating event highlights the risks faced by children, women and men migrating through irregular routes," said Gregoire Goodstein, IOM's chief of mission in the country.

Every single time

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 13 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 14:08:11 ago (+13/-0)

Survivors told local media that the voodoo ceremony was meant to bring luck and help the boat avoid being intercepted by the coast guard.

Not a niggerologist but I don't think the voodoo priest did the spell right.

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[ - ] deleted 6 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 14:45:49 ago (+6/-0)

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[ + ] localsal

[ - ] localsal 4 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 15:54:18 ago (+4/-0)

Needed more glitter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzCVrdjb8A

[ + ] Shotinthedark3

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 2 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 15:39:33 ago (+2/-0)

Were they intercepted by the coast guard? If not then the spell worked, and the luck was for the US since 50 nigger invaders didn't make it

[ + ] Drstrangestgov

[ - ] Drstrangestgov -1 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 17:22:29 ago (+0/-1)

He probably did it right. Voodoo is weird.

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40 Haitian migrants dead after voodoo ritual sets boat ablaze
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