We’re through the looking glass, people - Upgoat

We’re through the looking glass, people
submitted by Irelandlost to conspiracy 10 monthsJul 20, 2024 23:56:16 ago (+24/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Love240 4 points 10 monthsJul 21, 2024 00:42:30 ago (+4/-0)

That's funny. They definitely look like they could be related.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 10 monthsJul 21, 2024 05:18:22 ago (+2/-0)

So he's 0.1% native American? Good, that means we can blame this fake assassination attempt on non-whites.

[ - ] DitchPig 1 point 10 monthsJul 21, 2024 08:51:36 ago (+1/-0)

Clones.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 10 monthsJul 21, 2024 03:29:07 ago (+1/-0)

His Indian Name is "Wah-Gonk-Pah.Na-Tana-Tonk" which translates to "Little Hat That Holds the Wampum Tightly."

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 10 monthsJul 21, 2024 01:23:57 ago (+1/-0)

Hiawatha?