I am not responsible for the crowdstrike outage. - Upgoat

A likely excuse, do you really expect us to believe that?
Two days of posting,"I'm gonna break the interwebs", and then the interwebs break.
I'm telling Big Brother on you and you're gonna be grounded for the rest of the weekend

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 11:11:04 ago (+4/-0)

The Rook always crows!

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 12:22:34 ago (+4/-0)

Did you take out Sheila Jackson-Lee?

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 7 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 12:26:17 ago (+7/-0)

No but he did recently lean a ladder against a building.

[ - ] Love240 4 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 17:41:04 ago (+4/-0)

2 more week!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 11:55:36 ago (+3/-0)

That's exactly what an evil maniacal menace to society would say if he were responsible for it.

[ - ] Anotherone 3 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 20:25:35 ago (+3/-0)

Not gonna lie I was kinda hoping it was you so that someone did something of merit.

[ + ] prototype

[ - ] prototype [op] -1 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2024 16:34:29 ago (+0/-1)

If it were me, I wouldn't legally take responsibility for it anyway. Theres no advantage to attention seeking.

Unfortunately the current approach appeared promising, right up until testing it under larger numbers and data sets.

I didn't give a follow up because I wasn't interested in making excuses or having to defend against anyone. Some things work out, most don't.

[ + ] Anotherone

[ - ] Anotherone 0 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2024 21:17:42 ago (+0/-0)

Dude it wasn't about attention seeking, and I very well know that as does everyone else here that isn't a bot.

If you could have pulled this off, great and if not I bet you can figure it the fuck out.

[ - ] clymer 3 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 22:12:54 ago (+3/-0)

We know. I'd be surprised if you could crash a bigwheel

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2024 19:07:52 ago (+0/-0)

Low center of gravity. Big Wheels were the original drifting machine. Tough to roll but I have confidence he could put it into the wall.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 18:00:34 ago (+2/-0)

So you didn't crack their encryption and insert a corrupt driver file into the update. Phew. /s

[ - ] Nasturtium 2 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 22:40:41 ago (+2/-0)

I was wondering about that today, Virge... I was traveling too dagnabit.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 12:23:42 ago (+1/-0)

1pbtid
They got him

[ - ] clymer 1 point 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 19:16:07 ago (+2/-1)

how the fuck does this post get 42 upvotes, 0 downvotes and people still believe you're about to release something that will render PKI useless. I remain perplexed

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 19:21:57 ago (+2/-1)

@system restricted downvotes or this garbage would be getting dogpiled

[ + ] prototype

[ - ] prototype [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2024 16:38:31 ago (+0/-0)

Hope is important unfortunately. And system probably recognizes the best legal defense against radicals going out and doing damage and being associated with voat, is one person offering the plausible defense that half the active users voted for the peaceful option, however unlikely.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 10:44:14 ago (+1/-0)

Cicada

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 19:19:42 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah cause you're a fake news larping faggot. Two more weeks until you invalidate all cryptography.

[ + ] prototype

[ - ] prototype [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2024 16:36:35 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah cause you're a fake news larping faggot. Two more weeks until you invalidate all cryptography.

Stay mad.

Definitely two more weeks and then for sure.

But I will continue working on my cryptography no matter how many times I fail.

I've failed with approaches and subvariations, by my account, 400 times in the span of four years.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2024 19:04:25 ago (+1/-1)

I go hard in the comments but I do hope you're genuine and succeed in this endeavor.

Sign into an existing account

I am not responsible for the crowdstrike outage. submitted by prototype to whatever 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 10:17:05 ago (+44/-3) (whatever)

I am not responsible for the crowdstrike outage.
submitted by prototype to whatever 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 10:17:05 ago (+44/-3) (whatever)