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When you don't pay the hooker extra for kissing

submitted by Sal_180 to funny 10 monthsJul 19, 2024 18:10:11 ago (+4/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 10 monthsJul 19, 2024 18:17:01 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 10 monthsJul 19, 2024 18:14:50 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah that made me cringe. Obviously it’s not a real marriage. But it annoys me when the left harps on that as if Bill and Hillary were just in love and Joe and Jill aren’t nurse and patient.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 10 monthsJul 19, 2024 18:16:58 ago (+2/-1)

I find it funny (neither one of them wanted to smudge their makeup) but I can relate. Who wants to kiss on stage in front of a million cameras? They're married there's no need to put on a show.

[ - ] dass 1 point 10 monthsJul 19, 2024 19:55:37 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, he just didn't want lipstick on himself then present a speech.
I use to do the same thing as a kid when grandma would say goodbye , esp after the waxy taste of it after the first couple of times. Ugh.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 10 monthsJul 20, 2024 20:18:48 ago (+0/-0)

I can tell whoever thought that from seeing this has never been in a long term relationship. He's saying something into her ear. She smiled. Vouples don't make out like clumsy hormone addled teens constantly.

[ - ] Sal_180 [op] 0 points 10 monthsJul 21, 2024 09:08:07 ago (+0/-0)

Amazing how she say shit by not moving her mouth. Also amazing how boomers can't admit this is obviously a sham marriage.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 10 monthsJul 21, 2024 09:09:59 ago (+0/-0)

she does move her mouth. Zoom in.

[ - ] NeedleStack -1 points 10 monthsJul 19, 2024 18:20:32 ago (+0/-1)

Devil's advocate; he whispered something to her then did a cheek smooch because there are so many Christians in the audience and he didn't want to look racy by kissing on the lips?

[ - ] dass 1 point 10 monthsJul 19, 2024 19:58:18 ago (+1/-0)

'Saint on the podium, sinner in the sack' lol.