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"Look at them all down there ...

submitted by deleted to Computers 10 monthsJul 19, 2024 11:21:28 ago (+31/-1)     (Computers)

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[ - ] Badgeroo 8 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 13:29:34 ago (+8/-0)

Not just today. Every day. Microsoft is a joke after 7.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 14:14:38 ago (+1/-0)

After vista, really.

[ - ] AnonymousLex 2 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 15:20:00 ago (+2/-0)

I reluctantly jumped from 7 to 10, and now Linux forever after my next round of upgrades

[ - ] JustALover 0 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 03:01:36 ago (+0/-0)

It all turned to shit after 2000. That was the last truly minimal Windows OS. After that came XP and the fluff started.

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 16:28:46 ago (+3/-0)

Oh shit muh Linux fucked up, yet again, time to rebuild it again.

[ - ] CasualObserver 3 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 15:00:38 ago (+3/-0)

This isn't a Microsoft problem. Is it a crowd strike problem that affects microsoft windows computers. Big difference.

This would better if you had:
"windows defender enthusiasts looking at the cyber tech bros"

[ - ] DieselForever 2 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 16:11:10 ago (+2/-0)

The Linux version is not affected (and seriously who cares let us bash windows anyway plz)

[ - ] CasualObserver 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 17:30:19 ago (+0/-0)

Oh sorry, didn't mean to hold you up. Please proceed.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 23:53:00 ago (+1/-0)

I respectfully disagree. This is a huge problem for Microsoft.

And what the fuck is Crowdstrike? Some gay shit that means you need to be logged into the internet to use your physical computer? What is this, A video game on Steam Valve? Get real, modern fags.

I plop my copy of Robocop into the VCR and you know what it does? It plays Robocop like itโ€™s fucking supposed to.

[ - ] CasualObserver 0 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 19:23:54 ago (+0/-0)

Of course it is a problem for M$. Especially the way it is being reported inaccurately. The problem did not originate from ms pajeets. It was cloud strike pajeets.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 21:41:05 ago (+0/-0)

Hey everyone! I found Microcuck Pajeet's Voat account.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 13:34:07 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Whatthefuck 5 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 15:26:17 ago (+5/-0)

Nah he's gone into hiding since none of his predictions/promises came true.

Maybe he bricked his own computer and decided that was close enough.

[ - ] prototype 0 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2024 16:42:03 ago (+0/-0)*

Nah he's gone into hiding since none of his predictions/promises came true.

Accurate.

[ - ] DieselForever 2 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 16:12:19 ago (+2/-0)

Also how Archlinux users look at other Linux users in the world every day

[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 19:41:14 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Sector2 2 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 13:46:03 ago (+2/-0)

๐Ÿ˜Ž

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 13:38:59 ago (+2/-0)

Funny, but a stretch.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 17:06:53 ago (+1/-0)

I've been in IT for a long time and finally I guess I'm going to have to have a Linux box soon.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 14:43:23 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty much lol

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 1 point 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 14:19:11 ago (+2/-1)

My windows computer is just fine and can do much more than your linux toy box

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 14:49:51 ago (+1/-1)

like what?

[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 16:09:38 ago (+4/-0)

Can Linux screenshot your desktop every couple seconds and upload it to an unsecured cloud for alphabet soup government agencies to review? Didn't fucking think so.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 16:17:15 ago (+0/-0)

You can disable anything you want in windows. I don't have any ai or assistant running on mine. I'll agree though many telemetry things need to be turned off or hacked.
Still easier than anything linux.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 19:46:11 ago (+0/-0)

I bet I could if I tried hard enough.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 21:43:58 ago (+0/-0)

I'm fairly certain I can write a line of bash that can do this.

See: My name sake.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 1 point 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 15:20:20 ago (+1/-0)

Run cubase

I tried linux multiple times, wasnt able to do ANYTHING my windows computer can do OOTB.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 19:45:46 ago (+0/-0)

Someone else could do what you do in cubase in reaper or lmms or ardour, so its a skill issue.

You can't run boxysvg on windows, but you could run indesign and accomplish the tasks boxy does.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 20:23:14 ago (+0/-0)

I know there are other daws for linux, but you asked ''like what ?'' so Cubase and plethora of other things that I'd have to spend days or months to figure out when it works in windows in a few clicks.

I wish linux was as good as windows but as of now it clearly isnt.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 20:38:48 ago (+0/-0)

my question was what you can't do in linux

it wasn't which apps you can't run in linux, which I guess could be interpreted under the umbrella of doing, but I'm talking about the final result.

you can run another app and do the thing you want to do, unless that thing is very specific, like motion tracking things that adobe premier can do, you can likely accomplish it in linux

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 22:22:40 ago (+0/-0)

I should boot up a vm again its been a while, what is the most configurable desktop version of linux, (launchers, taskbars, shortcuts), I have 4 monitors and a 4080. Is kde still a thing ?

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 23:04:47 ago (+0/-0)

kde is the most configurable and just released version 6, its what I use

arch is pretty neat because you get the aur

or you can be autistic and use artix or obarun which is arch without systemd

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 23:51:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 21:45:25 ago (+0/-0)

Well, now your Windows computer is bricked.
So, lol @ u.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 1 point 9 monthsJul 19, 2024 22:24:37 ago (+1/-0)

What are you on about ? only computers using clowdstrike which is mostly enterprise. Nothing to do with windows, personal computers are not affected. What do you think I'm typing this on ?