Obama was watching the Trump rally Saturday - Upgoat

Obama was watching the Trump rally Saturday
submitted by con77 to whatever 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 12:08:50 ago (+18/-1) (whatever)

With his penis in his hand and a nitrous oxide hitter in the other.

He was just about to climax when Big Mike shouted incredulously "He's up!?!?"

Barack forgetting himself in the blind rage that overtook him unleashed a chimpanzee scream of rage and slapped Big Mike!

It was in that instant that he knew that he had fucked up. Images of what happened to the chef flashed through his mind as Big Mike slowly stood up.

A stream of urine ran down his leg.

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[ - ] GreatSatan -1 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 17:29:49 ago (+0/-1)

This is why Biden needs to win

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 12:19:37 ago (+1/-0)

BBBBBUUT MUH DICK

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 16:25:03 ago (+1/-0)

Damn you're more fucked than me lol

[ - ] Love240 3 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 12:48:52 ago (+4/-1)

It's probably not good for your mental health to imagine such things, especially putting in down in writing.

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[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 12:59:31 ago (+4/-0)