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I recently became addicted to oreos

submitted by anon to Confessions 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 00:25:46 ago (+4/-0)     (Confessions)

Don't do oreos guys. Not even once.


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[ - ] con77 0 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 00:54:06 ago (+0/-0)

Weakling

[ - ] anon 5472291 0 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 04:01:16 ago (+1/-1)

I never rated oreos, they were approximate to the worst biscuit in Arnotts Assorted Creams.

The order goes:
5. Delta Cream (just an Oreo with a cooler name)
4. Shortbread Cream
3. Orange Slice
2. Monte Carlo
1. Kingston

Getting addicted to Oreos is like getting addicted to cat food.

[ - ] anon 4349610 0 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 07:59:04 ago (+0/-0)

Mexican made goyslop.

[ - ] anon 3321464 0 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 11:45:03 ago (+0/-0)

Here is an interesting, weird fact. Dip this evil thing in cold liquid and it takes a few seconds to soften up. Dip it in warm liquid and it turns to mush almost instantly.

I get the feeling we're dealing with the Christmas vacation "non-nutritive cereal varnish" on these things.

Oreos... not even once.

[ - ] anon 3456352 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 00:38:16 ago (+1/-0)

You got addicted to the worst cookie ever made?

[ - ] anon 1428679 [op] 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 00:43:25 ago (+1/-0)

I had them here and there growing up and I was never a fan. I probably would have agreed with you. But something changed.

[ - ] anon 3456352 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 00:53:42 ago (+1/-0)

New Food ™ has nano bots that tailor themselves to fit your individual taste preferences.

[ - ] con77 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 00:55:19 ago (+1/-0)

Every one knows Haagen Daz is the real crack

[ - ] anon 1743077 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 01:22:48 ago (+1/-0)

Something something Jews bought it

[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 11:55:50 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 04:26:06 ago (+0/-0)

The best!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 06:11:44 ago (+0/-0)

Haagen Dazs Fruit Collection Ice Cream Mini Cups 4 Pack [Library Service]

[ - ] anon 1743077 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 01:18:37 ago (+1/-0)

You dipped em in milk yet or what?

[ - ] anon 1428679 [op] 0 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 01:24:24 ago (+0/-0)

I love a glass of milk with them but I haven't tried this yet. I'm gonna have to now.

[ - ] anon 1743077 0 points 11 monthsJul 18, 2024 00:12:23 ago (+0/-0)

Put a fork in between the cookies so you don’t fuck up your fingers

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 06:13:20 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you for being candid about your addiction. Others will benefit from your experience.

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 00:47:52 ago (+2/-0)

you're addicted to corn syrup

[ - ] anon 1743077 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 01:19:19 ago (+1/-0)

Not if they’re the European ones… they get real ingredients for some reason

[ - ] anon 3815987 2 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 01:01:49 ago (+2/-0)

Cookie monster does alright

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 01:03:53 ago (+2/-0)

The Candace Owens of cookies.

[ - ] anon 1743077 2 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 01:20:06 ago (+2/-0)

Say what you want, I’d fuck Candace Owen’s.

On second look… I’m good.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 01:25:21 ago (+3/-0)

That's beastiality. Your father must be so proud.

Hey everyone, hide your pets. This guy fucks animals.

[ - ] anon 1428679 [op] -1 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 01:26:29 ago (+0/-1)

So would I. She's one of the few good looking black bitches. I'd do AOC too if it was a one and done.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 04:25:43 ago (+1/-0)

I’d be fine with seeing her tatters.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 06:09:52 ago (+0/-0)

Candace Amber Owens Farmer (née Owens; born April 29, 1989) is an American conservative political commentator, author, activist, and television presenter.[Library Service]

[ - ] anon 3474609 3 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 00:42:05 ago (+3/-0)

You see those people on the streets in tents???

With crumbs in their beard!! - that's you next!

Just step away from the box good sir

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 06:10:36 ago (+0/-0)

7/10