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True story

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 12:35:12 ago (+9/-0)     (Basedhaikus)

imagine receiving vaxxie nigger blood after a chainsaw accident
15 liters of vaxxed niggerblood
plus AIDS and syph
you think Shaniqua knows how to test blood for that shit?
she makin nail tutorial vids during work
'Miz Shaniqua, did u test the blood?'----'SHEEEEEEEEEIT U IZ RAYCISS!'---'s...sorry'
she gits promoted to Chief of Staff
demotes the White guy that knows how to run the testing machine to janitor
'NIGGA DEM TERLETS AINT GONNA CLEAN DEYSELFS!'
''Y.yy...yes Ma'am'
dying patients fill the hallways of the once-proud hospital
Shaniqua and Jerrod the brain surgeon (formerly the janitor) have not left her office in months
terrified nurses deliver pharmacy narcotics and Pizza Hut food to them through a window
outside her office window, a massive pile of spunk tissues, pizza boxes, and feces prompts the evacuation of several city blocks
pale and shaking, a Green Beret Colonel timidly knocks on her door
'Ummmm Miz Shaniqua, we really must speak to you about..'---'GIT DA FUCK OUTTA HEAH FOO!'
crying, he jumps into the armored helicopter, and his hundreds of traumatized troops watch as it quickly flies away
Chaos reigns as they tear off their uniform insignia, and start looting the now-empty hospital
a highly decorated sniper is seen trading an x-ray machine for sex
the buyer, a proud Black woman in a wheelchair with a penchant for crack cocaine
after wiping her mouth with a sock, she trades the machine to RayRay for one single hit of crack
RayRay, aka Jerrod Washington Jr, sells the machine back to the hospital for 1.3 million dollars
You get a bill.


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[ - ] ButtToucha9000 [op] 4 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 12:43:42 ago (+4/-0)

I stole this story from anus_expander because he done stole my lunch money and turned it into pokemon cards

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 12:44:17 ago (+2/-0)

NIGGER

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 16:30:27 ago (+1/-0)

pok-e-mon cards!

Are you twelve?

It's kinda funny that you stole @ButtToucha9000's lunch money, but pok-e-mon, really?

Sheeeeeeiiiitt!

[ - ] con77 4 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 13:07:33 ago (+4/-0)

True story. I went to school and became an LPN. I had black women instructors who supposedly had Masters degrees that couldn't spell or do math.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 13:12:57 ago (+1/-0)

If you live in a place that has so many niggers that places hire them, you're making poor choices.

[ - ] con77 1 point 7 monthsSep 10, 2024 08:37:35 ago (+1/-0)

That is the most elegant haiku ever

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 11, 2024 09:11:21 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks I try