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Women in suits look as stupid as men in dresses

submitted by dulcima to whatever 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 11:43:13 ago (+43/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/rjlvmy.mp4



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 21 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 11:50:49 ago (+21/-0)

Definitely not calm, cool, and collected.

[ - ] BloodyComet 9 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:02:07 ago (+9/-0)

I wonder what was going through the woman on the left's head when she decided to draw her gun for a few seconds. I have to assume she was planning on shooting someone- that is the only reason one draws a gun, right? She seemed so confused and lost in the chaos.

In contrast, watch the men at work. Controlling the chaos, doing their job, remaining focused.

[ - ] Steelerfish 6 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:09:39 ago (+6/-0)

The fitting result of the diversity hire’s obvious frantic and uncontrolled actions would be to have shot herself in the torso trying to holster the weapon- and the other diversity hires around her shooting her to death in reaction while standing next to the principal- All on live TV.

Damn that would’ve been epic!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:49:02 ago (+1/-0)

¡Muy epico gringo!

[ - ] Hermes 0 points 10 monthsJul 15, 2024 03:06:27 ago (+0/-0)

damn, i can only imagine the dark humor of that glory lol

[ - ] SocksOnCats 2 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:02:17 ago (+2/-0)

The three in the video should be labeled ‘The Theee Stooges’.

See how the one on the left can’t even holster her pistol? And how disorganized they seem? Pure idiocy.

Wamen have no place in high pressure situations.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 16 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 12:30:10 ago (+16/-0)

wahmen BODYGUARDS are the stupidest thing ever, suits or no

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:11:36 ago (+2/-0)

Wahmen diversity hires as HUMAN SHIELDS on the other hand…..

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 10 monthsJul 15, 2024 09:13:34 ago (+0/-0)

Blump is 6'3". His bodyguards should be at LEAST that tall. Putin and Kim's guys are all huge fuckin beasts. And NO CHICKS.

[ - ] WNwoman 12 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 11:48:04 ago (+12/-0)

Agree. That hefty one is hilarious to watch.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 12 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 12:07:54 ago (+12/-0)

There's a longer version of this video where the fat one runs after the car, looking all serious and shit. Can't find it now...

The whole thing is ridiculous. Apparently they want the Secret Service to comprise 30% females.

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 12:44:23 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] WNwoman 6 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 12:50:06 ago (+6/-0)

Dead. She probably went home and beat up her wife to get rid of all that pent up adrenaline.

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 13:00:27 ago (+5/-0)

get that lady a hat

https://files.catbox.moe/wtf3ey.jpeg

because all i saw was john belushi

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 12:52:34 ago (+4/-0)

They both look pretty hefty.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 8 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 13:05:47 ago (+8/-0)

Look at those two cunts at around 0:12.

"What do we do now?"
"Put on the sunglasses, try to look serious and important."

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 10 monthsJul 15, 2024 01:29:21 ago (+0/-0)

This would actually be a hilarious video with the redub. In another comment, I was recommending dialog redubbed from Gilmore Girls tv show. Although, it might sound funnier with just chickens clucking.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 12:15:01 ago (+7/-0)

This bunch should be relegated back to stopping counterfeit money.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 12:30:59 ago (+7/-0)

They still dont know where Fentanyl Floyd got his fake 20s from

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 12:37:18 ago (+7/-0)

Too difficult, let them deal with the Nigerian Royalty.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 12:52:11 ago (+6/-0)

lol that fat dyke's waistline is so big, she couldn't even find her holster

[ - ] ManwiththeNewspaper 5 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:46:20 ago (+5/-0)

All Feminism did was create inferior men.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 13:03:03 ago (+5/-1)*

After years of seeing women in almost every professional capacity I can say with certainty there is very, very little they are capable of doing. Some of them are good at some things but as a whole women don't have the advantage over men in anything. Not teaching, not cooking, not even raising kids. Definitely not physical security.

I want to say clothes design and fashion but all the big names in that area are faggot men.

Women have evolved to have a better eye for colors than men, which you think would make them better artists or painters but nope. They're not better in that either.

I'll add that the rare cases when a woman excels at her job it's the only thing she can do. Because she's good in one thing her family or personal life is a mess, she's disgustingly obese or has mental issues. They can only do one thing and that's it.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:08:12 ago (+2/-0)

Answering phones and filing paperwork. That's about it.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:10:08 ago (+1/-0)

That's another one that depends on the woman. It's like nursing and looking after animals. Once in a while a woman has a natural proclivity to it but most don't. I've met a couple that were awesome at paperwork but most just roll their eyes and get lazy and make tons of mistakes. It's the same attitude; "Why do I have to work?"

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 20:35:17 ago (+1/-0)

Once in a while a woman has a natural proclivity to it but most don't.

The ones with a slightly elevated IQ over the norm, and a good relationship with their father do best.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 10 monthsJul 16, 2024 09:53:05 ago (+0/-0)

I don't mean filling out paperwork. I mean putting it in the file cabinet. Sorting and organizing.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 15:01:18 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 16:54:15 ago (+1/-0)

Biology.
The purpose of women is to be given all they need to breed.

No supporting traits required

[ - ] DoughGoy 0 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 15:55:21 ago (+1/-1)

The only thing I can think of where they might be better than men, is decorating a home. But I doubt they are even better at that, they just have a desire to do it where most men don't care.
And maybe raising a baby for the first year or so of its life, but only if they breastfeed. If formula was as healthy as breast milk, they wouldn't even be better at that.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 20:38:08 ago (+1/-0)

they just have a desire to do it

It's their nesting instincts. Every man who had a new women show up in their place where a previous women was will experience a giant push by her to change everything around.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 12:36:27 ago (+3/-0)

You can thank Mrs. Pantsuit herself for this.

[ - ] NeedleStack 3 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 13:14:17 ago (+3/-0)

Really? I blame the Jews.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 13:16:20 ago (+3/-0)

Was there someone before Hillary who made that fashionable?

[ - ] NeedleStack 3 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 13:21:22 ago (+3/-0)

Oh, sorry, I was speaking in generalities about the downfall of civilization. Carry on.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 13:26:08 ago (+3/-0)

All good...in the flowchart, it boils down to the tribe every time.

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 12:49:38 ago (+3/-0)

Check out the guy giving the finger. Hell yes. lol

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 3 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 12:51:47 ago (+3/-0)

At least she didn't shoot herself in the hips.

[ - ] NeedleStack 3 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 17:41:59 ago (+3/-0)

Play audio of a clucking chicken while watching miss ponytail in the middle lol. It totally fits.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 2 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 17:54:52 ago (+2/-0)

Lol.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 15:47:47 ago (+2/-0)

Showed this to my wife and she absolutely believed that it was a parody of some sort someone made. I said “yes, it’s a complete joke, but that is 100% real footage from the rally. HAHAHA!!” And the laugh was rather maniacal.

[ - ] DitchPig 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 13:49:55 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 15:08:20 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah well it's the peak of female cross dressing.

How is a ponytail appropriate for that job? It's just flinging everywhere I just want to pull it and fling her around by it.

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 18:56:01 ago (+1/-0)

DEI hires

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 21:39:53 ago (+1/-0)

Why I'm the FUCKING WORLD WOULD TRUMP OR ANY PERSON WHO IS SERIOUS ABOUT PROTECTING THEMSEVELS HAVE WOMEN IN THEIR SECURITY DETAIL

[ - ] Bigdeal 0 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:49:06 ago (+0/-0)

Diverity in action.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 15:16:20 ago (+0/-0)

Yo is that Trumpman in the bottom right?!

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 10 monthsJul 15, 2024 01:27:40 ago (+0/-0)

It would be great to see a redub with gilmore girls dialog. When you imagine it, this scene actually makes better sense.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 10 monthsJul 15, 2024 01:37:04 ago (+0/-0)

Girl boss cosplay

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:32:35 ago (+0/-1)

Suits are retarded in general.
I wear Hawaiian shirts to court just to fuck with the opposing council.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 10 monthsJul 15, 2024 01:39:42 ago (+0/-0)

Do what the Papuan New Guinean delegates do and attend legal meeting in thongs and a banana leaf.

[ - ] Conspirologist -4 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 15:16:30 ago (+0/-4)

Hot women in suits are sexy as fuck, autistic incel.

[ - ] GreatSatan 6 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 15:20:58 ago (+6/-0)

Eat shit, pajeet

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 20:46:07 ago (+4/-0)

Saar, do not redeem!

[ - ] dulcima [op] 5 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 17:49:30 ago (+5/-0)

I'm a hot woman myself, autistic incel, and I would never wear a suit.