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Trump just won the election

submitted by kingofhearts to whatever 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 19:08:53 ago (+36/-1)     (whatever)

It's over for dems. For 4 years at least.


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[ - ] Spaceman84 10 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 19:14:29 ago (+10/-0)

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

Big Mike is going to airdrop in after the DNC confirms Biden as the candidate when Joe has a health problem or 'dies suddenly'.

[ - ] ManwiththeNewspaper 8 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 19:41:17 ago (+8/-0)

But what if he doesn’t? Everyone better tune into their favorite media outlet to find out, also here’s some pharmaceuticals and goyslop adverts…

Fan reaction after the season finale is going to be 🔥

[ - ] Trope 4 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 19:53:44 ago (+4/-0)

Happy Election Year!

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 0 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 19:50:47 ago (+1/-1)

Very likely. Which is why this screams fake to me.

It won't change anything though.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 21:01:05 ago (+1/-0)

Distinguish between fake and planned

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 21:12:56 ago (+1/-0)

Trump probably wasn't in on the plan based on his reaction.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 23:28:45 ago (+3/-1)

I could say fake. He ducked before the secret service pushed him down, and came up with his hand on his bloody ear. Not a tough magic trick

We can have it any way we want.

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2024 10:26:10 ago (+0/-0)

No. It is inconsequential to do so.

[ - ] observation1 -1 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2024 12:01:43 ago (+0/-1)

Says the weak minded

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 19:57:15 ago (+0/-0)

I heard this before. Only 2 thousand and 20 times

[ - ] GreenSaint -1 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 21:23:44 ago (+0/-1)

Imagine that. Imagine hearing something two thousand plus times. Thats so many times honey buns. I’ll tel you something though. You only have to send me your nudes once. One time honey buns. They’re safe with me forever honey buns. See I love you. I’ll cherish them. Your cunt family I’ll Molotov their houses and shoot anyone who dares to escape. That’s how much I care about you honey buns. It’s only a couple photos away. Eternal loyalty, are you so well off you can afford to turn that down?

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 22:49:19 ago (+0/-0)

Hey I want my nudes too!

[ - ] Leveraction -2 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 20:27:09 ago (+2/-4)

DAMN STRAIGHT!!

GREATEST PRESIDENT IN US HISTORY, DONALD J TRUMP!!

[ - ] HeyJames 6 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 21:28:14 ago (+6/-0)

Lol greatest?

No.

Andrew Jackson ended the fed and killed lots of redskins.

[ - ] Belfuro 5 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 21:28:08 ago (+6/-1)

Trump was and is a disaster.

He has brought us closer to extinction than anyone other prez.

False hope, time wasted on voting for him etc

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 21:20:26 ago (+2/-1)

That’s cause you can’t see the future. Wait till I get elected. I will eliminate bird murder
. Anyone caught harboring enemies of the state will be entombed in glass on every corner of the capital. We will throw them down a mix of urine and water to hydrate and will feed them slices of their family members. They will
Eat them cause everyone loses willpower after n
Starvation

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 23:26:39 ago (+1/-0)

Who knew a forum perv was going to make a best President ever.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2024 20:56:46 ago (+0/-0)

Yea Jesus was nailed to a cross. I’m just saying. Bunch of assholes can’t see what’s good them. I can’t tell if im crazy or everyone else is crazy or if everyone is stupid. I just can’t know. I know like dogs humans understand pain so that’s what you give them when they need to learn.

[ - ] Belfuro 11 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 21:27:12 ago (+11/-0)

No such things as elections dipshit.

They are selections.
Only service goyim get given reins of power

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 2 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 22:01:31 ago (+2/-0)

They screwed up the fake planned martyr event lmao. There will have to be another now. Both Tucker Carlson and Trump dropped hints that this was going to happen, I was going to make a thread about it but you dumb cunts wouldn't have listened anyways. Trump made a tweet not long ago about sacrificing himself, quoting John or some shit.

[ - ] albatrosv15 2 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2024 00:40:12 ago (+2/-0)

Draft and then war against ukraine. That would be total blast.

[ - ] con77 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2024 00:53:02 ago (+0/-0)

bird flu wont save em this time

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 3 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2024 03:59:08 ago (+3/-0)

psst, he won the past election too.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2024 08:08:49 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know. Even a failed assassination attempt might not get him enough to counter all 6 billion votes that were found for Biden. He has a lot of support you know.