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Maximum weight and maximum cope.

submitted by v0atmage to FatPeopleHate 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 14:03:48 ago (+29/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/za7ip1.jpg



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[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 11 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 15:19:57 ago (+11/-0)

I'm glad they're childless

[ - ] con77 7 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 14:51:43 ago (+7/-0)

Making ice cream an endangered species

[ - ] Trope 1 point 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 22:50:02 ago (+1/-0)

Ice cream is so delicious and the fastest way to gain weight.

Someone gifted me a drum of ice cream many years ago. I ate ice cream for dinner every night and gained 20 lbs that month.

[ - ] 2Drunk 7 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 14:05:32 ago (+7/-0)

I think she ate every millennial on earth.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 18:19:11 ago (+1/-0)

childless

Could have fooled me. Looks like she's got quintuplets in there.

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 1 point 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 18:35:24 ago (+1/-0)

And now she sets her eyes on Jupiter.

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 18:46:58 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, very nice 2Drunk. I might have to put that on the side bar.

[ - ] BulletStopper 5 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 16:59:22 ago (+5/-0)

File under:
"Things That Will Eventually Solve Themselves."

Hakuna matata, circle of life, all that shit.

[ - ] Love240 5 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 15:09:46 ago (+5/-0)

Dysgenic is the word that comes to mind.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 15:49:14 ago (+3/-0)

millenials are the eternal children generation

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 18:10:59 ago (+2/-0)

Goyslobs, the concequence of goyslop-exclusive diet.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 16:40:24 ago (+2/-0)

And to think, I could have gotten through today without seeing this image. You'll get your comeuppance mage, curse you!

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 16:54:08 ago (+1/-0)

bwahahaha

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 16:39:14 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine having to check the weight limit on something.

[ - ] BulletStopper 5 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 16:57:54 ago (+5/-0)

Imagine having to take two different elevators at the hotel.

[ - ] dass 1 point 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 18:24:09 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine not being on the ground floor...

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 22:56:07 ago (+1/-0)

The twist is that they cope because they're pedophiles.

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 19:02:57 ago (+1/-0)

Well,they can't both be the happiest. I think they should fight to the death over it.

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 22:57:06 ago (+0/-0)

They/them now has new meaning to me.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 18:40:47 ago (+1/-0)

Would you honestly want those creatures reproducing?

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 13, 2024 18:46:08 ago (+0/-0)

Yep this is a good example of a self resolving problem.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2024 09:51:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] v0atmage [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2024 11:07:37 ago (+0/-0)

Ewww. For that reason I'm sure the lights stay off in the bedroom.