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[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 10 monthsJul 12, 2024 07:10:24 ago (+5/-0)

Finger nail chewing, angst, fear. laws, seat belts, and more laws, Licencing fees. registration fees. Save me mommy tyrant. Let me crawl back up your vagina and be unbirthed.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 10 monthsJul 12, 2024 07:12:00 ago (+1/-2)

We are just trying to look after you, dear.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 10 monthsJul 12, 2024 12:52:32 ago (+2/-0)

Says the faggot married to his mom.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 12, 2024 23:05:05 ago (+0/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 10 monthsJul 12, 2024 13:03:54 ago (+3/-0)

Then wear a full-face helmet you ponce. Or design and sell a safer scooter thing, make a buck. Sell it to angsty moms and soibois. Regulations ain't gonna change shit but make it more difficult for normal people to live their lives.

[ - ] zongongo 2 points 10 monthsJul 12, 2024 16:59:26 ago (+2/-0)

If you have common sense, (if). , you'd be keenly aware of your center of gravity, moving it backward to avoid endos and also squatting to bring center of gravity lower to help avoid endos.
Also reducing speed when its dark and you can't see road hazards.
Scooter is only as dangerous as it's inexperienced driver allows.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 10 monthsJul 12, 2024 16:04:42 ago (+2/-0)

I'm just waiting for open season on these idiots, bicycles too, along with skateboard freaks and e-bikes...fuck it, may as well include most pedestrians too.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 10 monthsJul 12, 2024 11:55:28 ago (+2/-0)

You seem like the type to fall face first in a scooter accident.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 10 monthsJul 12, 2024 13:14:16 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine Queeri flying face-first into the back of a garbage truck

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsJul 12, 2024 12:51:54 ago (+1/-0)

Retards fail at #scooterlife

[ - ] NoSalvation 1 point 10 monthsJul 12, 2024 08:02:29 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 10 monthsJul 12, 2024 07:13:51 ago (+1/-0)

or they could just add a stopper to the front. Also comes in handy to hold your purse when riding. Double duty. Multipurpose multi use. In 2024 its about efficiency and practicability.

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 10 monthsJul 12, 2024 07:54:37 ago (+0/-0)

You should push it instead queeri, that will solve all of the issues that you mentioned!.

Good luck and be careful out there, what would we do without our intrepid internet journalist?.

In fact, don't answer that!. . .