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'mooing' like a cow can help cure constipation.

submitted by paul_neri to Health 10 monthsJul 9, 2024 19:44:23 ago (+3/-0)     (www.dailymail.co.uk)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/health/article-13614207/pelvic-floor-specialist-Heather-Foord-Core-Restore-clinic-toilet-time-constipation.html



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[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2024 20:16:22 ago (+7/-0)

Queeri: obsessed with shit, farts, and buttholes = typical

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2024 20:29:29 ago (+3/-0)

Well they do get a lot of calcium, now we know why they moo.

What did clucking like a chicken cause?

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 3 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2024 20:04:39 ago (+3/-0)

Fix your diet to cure constipation.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2024 19:45:23 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah. That doesnt work

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2024 19:54:02 ago (+5/-0)

Did you see the eyebrows on her? WTF?

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2024 20:32:14 ago (+2/-0)

Those interviwers must catch you mid trim

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2024 19:54:08 ago (+1/-0)

Add MCT oil (highly purified coconut oil-fat) to anything you drink.

Coffee, Tea, or even fruit juices... and plan the rest of your day accordingly

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2024 20:23:26 ago (+2/-0)

best thing a pediatrician ever told me

P ( as in prunes,pears) is for poop

it works!

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 10 monthsJul 9, 2024 22:51:53 ago (+1/-0)

Prunes, and prune juice are something I refuse to eat.

Large amounts of good fats in your diet work just as well, and don't have the dirt flavoring of Prunes.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 10 monthsJul 10, 2024 00:28:35 ago (+1/-0)

non-sorbate prunes are not slimy

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2024 23:11:48 ago (+0/-0)

i love prunes.

only time I've had "instances" was when prescribed pain medication. I wont take a pill stronger than an ibuprofen 800 i can tolerate whatever pain it is more than "having to moo".

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 10 monthsJul 10, 2024 01:16:35 ago (+1/-0)

If you are constipated then add a tablespoon of olive oil to your meal(just as you eat it) and you will be shitting like a goose in no time!