☰
×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
21

DIBS! What do you think the scrap value of this bitch is going to be?

submitted by ProudRebel to AskUpgoat 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 07:15:54 ago (+21/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/hpsxxc.jpeg

I'm rich bitch.


23 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 10 points 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 09:20:26 ago (+10/-0)

Tree fiddy.

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 09:34:09 ago (+2/-0)

Scroll, scroll, scroll.. BINGO. Found the comment 😂👆

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 11:48:31 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking hivemind. It was my first thought as well.

[ - ] x0x7 7 points 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 10:47:13 ago (+7/-0)

There's no calling dibs. We'll do it South Africa style. Everyone just takes a piece from the bottom whenever they need money for drugs, and it will fall over at some point.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 11:14:08 ago (+3/-0)

This is the way.

The African way

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 13:50:02 ago (+2/-0)

Dis is de wey.

De afrikan wey.

[ - ] con77 6 points 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 07:31:33 ago (+6/-0)

Turn it into a mosque

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 16:35:32 ago (+0/-0)*

Turn it into a synagogue, i mean they certainly deserve it after conquering France

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 3 points 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 09:56:12 ago (+3/-0)

There's an interesting mural below it.
Also look up artist Cleon Peterson's Rothchilds sailboat and other works.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 08:18:54 ago (+3/-0)

None as it will be used for a while as a minaret, hen rust away and a best take out some mohammedanians.

But you will never get the stink out of it, not even if you melt it down.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 07:19:28 ago (+2/-0)

I can sell you an eifell tower elevater

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 08:19:40 ago (+1/-0)

The same one that got its cabels cut so the Hitler would have to take the stairs?

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 15:53:46 ago (+1/-0)

not much, when i did the clean-up of alu to cash in we also gave them any steel offcuts too, we couldn't even get money for it, just glad to get rid of it, useless shit anyway unless your making a frame for a skyscraper or need a pole its just too heavy.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 13:50:25 ago (+1/-0)

Big ol light post if I ever saw one.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 13:42:59 ago (+1/-0)

Think bigger. I wonder how much the nogs would take for France's nuclear arsenal.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 11:56:00 ago (+1/-0)

Depends on if you can get the curry smell out.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 11:49:31 ago (+1/-0)*

It'll be re-purposed as a gang fortress.

It'll be a shame to lose Gustave Eiffels apartment up at the top, but, ah well... "plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose."

https://www.eiffeltowertour.com/blog/gustave-eiffels-office-inside-the-eiffel-tower-summit/

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 11:13:28 ago (+1/-0)

Should get you at least 50 wife whores from your relocated Namibian tribe in Paris

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 10:47:33 ago (+1/-0)

There's no calling dibs. We'll do it South Africa style. Everyone just takes a piece from the bottom whenever they need money for drugs, and it will fall over at some point.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 09:18:30 ago (+1/-0)

Labor,machinery and transportation wouldn't leave much.
You can't just drop it without massive collateral damage

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 10:04:21 ago (+1/-0)

Think outside the box. There are several million terrorist residing in france right now.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 10 monthsJul 9, 2024 07:40:47 ago (+0/-0)

At least that many in Texas alone

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 10 monthsJul 8, 2024 08:55:25 ago (+1/-0)

7,300 metric tons of low-background puddle iron wouldn't be entirely worthless.