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Why is it Everytime I See a Mudshark And Her Pet Nigger in a Car, She’s Driving?

submitted by King_Leopold_II to AskGoats 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 14:32:00 ago (+12/-0)     (AskGoats)

What is the “thought process”?


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[ - ] Spaceman84 23 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 14:32:52 ago (+23/-0)

His license is revoked

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 10 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 14:42:14 ago (+10/-0)

Common reasons for Driver's License suspensions:

- DUI arrest(s)
- Unpaid Child Support that has been through the court process
- Chronic citations for driving without a current registration, and/or basic auto insurance
- Felony traffic hit and run history

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 4 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 16:11:27 ago (+4/-0)

Probably true around 90%

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 3 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 14:42:56 ago (+3/-0)

Ah.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 15:32:38 ago (+2/-0)

💡

[ - ] Crackinjokes 7 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 15:51:53 ago (+7/-0)

Because it's her car and she's paying for it and he is her pet.

[ - ] Sector2 6 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 15:11:48 ago (+6/-0)

The "thought process" should be: Why in the fuck do I live in niggerville?

[ - ] SumerBreeze 6 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 15:02:28 ago (+6/-0)

Nigger drunk n high, can’t be ridin dirty, already picked him up from jail for doin dat!

[ - ] Master_Foo 5 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 15:23:37 ago (+5/-0)

Lurk in a gas station for a few minutes.
Pretend you are having a hard time deciding if you want red flavored Slurpee or blue flavored Slurpee.
Wait for a White Woman/Nigger Man couple to pay for something at the counter.
Who pays?
Man, this slurpee thing is a real dilemma, maybe you can decide after noticing a few more patterns.

Spoiler Alert: It's always the White Woman who pays.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 11 monthsJul 8, 2024 03:26:55 ago (+0/-0)

Of course. You don't think all those women complaining about "broke ass men" were talking about white men,did you?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 18:14:23 ago (+4/-0)

He is drunk/drinkin, and has no license anyway. Besides, it's her car.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 4 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 17:20:45 ago (+4/-0)

It's her car. That's why he's with her.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 20:22:00 ago (+2/-0)

I saw a fatass coalburner walking with a sign begging for money along traffic across the street from the gas station while her nigger sat in the shade yesterday

[ - ] con77 2 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 18:49:39 ago (+2/-0)

She's driving the car daddy bought her

[ - ] Althea 0 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 22:55:44 ago (+0/-0)

I was going to say "it's her car", but putting it like this makes me cringe so hard inside thinking of that poor dad that tried to give is daughter everything and raise her right... for her to choose a guy like that :(

[ - ] TheSimulacra 2 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 18:09:11 ago (+2/-0)

Niggers don’t like cops. Let the mud shark drive. This is confusing to you?

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 0 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 20:31:36 ago (+0/-0)

In some situations the cop can id a passenger.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 2 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 17:39:44 ago (+2/-0)

Why did you use quotations around 'thought process'?

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 0 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 20:32:21 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t give monkeys much credit, the quotation marks felt appropriate.

[ - ] Arno 1 point 11 monthsJul 8, 2024 01:36:32 ago (+1/-0)

Less likely to be pulled over.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 21:06:40 ago (+1/-0)

IQ low enough they aren't terrified by driving with women

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 19:44:02 ago (+1/-0)

You know why

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 11 monthsJul 8, 2024 03:26:15 ago (+0/-0)

I will never understand why the concept of having to date a nigger doesn't immediately spur a white woman to improve herself. When you're nigger tier,you should be losing weight,leaning to use make up,and growing a decent personality to rank up. But then,women are just as lazy as niggers. Seen too many videos of bitches whining about having to throw a load in the washer or play with the kids to think otherwise.