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Just think somebody somewhere tonight is gonna lose their fingers. Dont let it be you my sweet little summer children

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 11 monthsJul 4, 2024 17:18:12 ago (+10/-0)     (whatever)

I actually know somebody who blew off a couple fingers a few years ago lol. Dont do it bro. Set it in a bottle or something. No holdo el fireworko


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[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 11 monthsJul 4, 2024 19:29:31 ago (+0/-0)

Are roman candle fights not a thing anymore?

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 11 monthsJul 4, 2024 20:45:07 ago (+0/-0)

My cousin hates those things cause somebody shot one at her once and it went down her shirt. I used to have bottle rocket wars myself. Good times. Stocking up on bottle rockets every new years and 4th so you had enough to fuck around with all year.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 11 monthsJul 4, 2024 17:52:50 ago (+1/-0)

I'm gonna shoot a bottle rocket out of my wiener and make those Jackass boys look like pussies.

[ - ] firestation7 3 points 11 monthsJul 4, 2024 19:01:25 ago (+3/-0)

Your wiener will be a pussy. That is how real men deal with gender dysphoria.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 11 monthsJul 4, 2024 22:43:25 ago (+3/-0)

Then I'll go around showing everyone my front hole.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 10:28:29 ago (+1/-0)

@GreenSaint will be wanting pics of that.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 11 monthsJul 4, 2024 21:29:51 ago (+0/-0)

Iv actually had a firework go off right in my fingers as a kid. Thank god I wasn’t gripping it tightly or something. Idk I got lucky. There were things called water dynamites. And you know those red paper fire cracker Chinese things. Those are made up of little water dynamite looking things. The difference is the wick doesn’t burn for a few seconds it burns for about a millisecond. So I lit it and it blew up in my hand

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 11 monthsJul 4, 2024 17:18:49 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not concerned

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 11 monthsJul 4, 2024 21:28:04 ago (+1/-0)

Everyone has to live with their own regrets