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I need to settle down, but...........

submitted by bossman131 to random 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 19:59:20 ago (+42/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 9 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 22:02:53 ago (+10/-1)

You can be 5’8” with an Associate’s Degree making $70K a year with $25K in the bank driving a Toyota Camry and you’d still be a hell of a catch for probably 70% of all women but it’s just that they’re too fucking stupid to know it.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 23:35:08 ago (+4/-1)

You misspelled 90%.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 6 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 22:43:37 ago (+6/-0)

The thing that bothers me is that he owns 3 Bentleys. Who needs three? At least change it up a little and throw in a Porsche or a Mercedes. It just sounds like three problems. This guy is dumb.

[ - ] Kung_Flu 5 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 22:46:19 ago (+5/-0)

He's also looking for a 4th problem.

[ - ] Moravian 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 23:40:55 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly!

[ - ] NuckFiggers 5 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 23:14:20 ago (+5/-0)

It's gotten comical how much women have fucked themselves in the dating arena. Don't believe the vaginal jewish news that says men are lonely. Most are just happy they're not incarcerated for child support or forced by zogbots to pay for nigger babies.

[ - ] DoughGoy 3 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 04:46:26 ago (+3/-0)

No single mom will settle for that. They know their worth.
Her and Brayden, Brantley, Tyrone Jr, Ledasha and Little DeMarcus deserve at least 2 million per year.

[ - ] dass 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 23:14:12 ago (+1/-0)

'tic tok' that's where.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 10:15:23 ago (+0/-0)

You should settle an axe right into a cats spine. That’ll make you relax a little. I mean how often do you get to take out frustration like that? Hit things as hard as you can? Not often enough that’s for sure. That’s why violence is important. Also stabbing is like a form of cardio while blunt objects are the weight training. That’s my opinion and I’m pretty smart.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 23:58:56 ago (+0/-0)

Huh