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Granpa leaves dynamite out with fireworks. 11 year old lights it in the house, hilarity ensues.

submitted by allAheadFull to Niggers 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 09:23:55 ago (+15/-0)     (www.wxyz.com)

https://www.wxyz.com/news/11-year-old-girl-mistakenly-lights-illegal-explosive-significantly-injured?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark



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[ - ] fritz_maurentod 6 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 11:43:28 ago (+6/-0)

He forgot to put enough shrapnel around it.

[ - ] LookFat 6 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 11:13:21 ago (+6/-0)

I was surprised to see niggers. I'm surprised they had any form of father there.

[ - ] Cunty 6 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 09:45:11 ago (+6/-0)

"This mother almost lost two children. This story could have went a lot different".

Can always tell when a fucking nigger writes an article!.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 14:56:35 ago (+3/-0)

Headline

Locally made dynamite by white male owner had catastrophic consequences for a young brave black girl of color today.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 19:44:57 ago (+0/-0)

You forgot-

The girls' aunt, who lives two doors down, provided aid them aid.

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 03:06:17 ago (+0/-0)

No, I stopped reading after that bit.

[ - ] con77 4 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 12:03:42 ago (+4/-0)

They're black. Imagine that

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 13:21:42 ago (+4/-0)

It is odd how frequently niggers end up being black.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 4 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 11:31:24 ago (+4/-0)

A GoFundMe for blowing themselves up?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 13:22:15 ago (+1/-0)

To buy them more dynamites to finish the job!

[ - ] Cantaloupe 4 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 10:42:28 ago (+4/-0)

How stupid do you have to be to light that off and hold on to it?

[ - ] ProudRebel 10 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 11:04:40 ago (+10/-0)

Nigger stupid.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 14:54:29 ago (+0/-0)

Nigga reeeeatch biaaaatch!

[ - ] CHIRO 5 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 12:01:16 ago (+5/-0)

Exactly. It doesn't matter if she thought it was a firework. This takes an IQ that's barely functional in society. She'll make a good one-handed DEI officer at a university someday.

[ - ] dass 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 16:06:25 ago (+0/-0)

'But she didnt know what it was - so she lit it - and then realized and tri3ed to put it in the bathroom sink' - how fcking stupid is this family?.

[ - ] Badgeroo 3 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 11:44:45 ago (+3/-0)

Sniggers

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 09:29:32 ago (+3/-0)

Caitlyn’s right hand and forearm needed to be amputated. Her sister had minor cuts and bruises.

Retarded Nigglets can't even blow themselves up correctly.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 7 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 09:53:12 ago (+7/-0)

That not something you can say about sand people.

[ - ] con77 2 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 12:04:36 ago (+2/-0)

Fukn A

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 14:58:17 ago (+0/-0)

I mean they accurately take out major supply line bridges with unabashed accuracy, when they aren't shitting in the screet.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 14:21:33 ago (+2/-0)

Those should be illegal.

And maybe the dynamite.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 09:52:47 ago (+2/-0)

Sooo did she light a way too short fuse or did she keep holding it after it was lit?

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 14:03:51 ago (+1/-0)

Tried to extinguish it.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 16:19:11 ago (+1/-0)

It whitey fault and we be needins fo hundid dolla sheeeit

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 14:59:53 ago (+1/-0)

This story could have went a lot different

Nigger 'journalism'.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 14:16:26 ago (+1/-0)

The second I read "hilarity" I knew it was a couple of niglins. Shame I have to donate so I can post my support message of "Stupid niggers doing nigger stupid things".

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 13:43:53 ago (+1/-0)

I once saw a video of a white kid using his ass crack as a bottle rocket launch pad. Everyone in the crew had a job to do. The operation was a smashing success.

These niggers had no plan.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 14:34:35 ago (+1/-0)

You mean Jackass?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 17:19:55 ago (+0/-0)

No, just a kid. I don’t watch Jackass.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 19:43:07 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like nigs.....oh well.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 14:53:42 ago (+0/-0)

Ryver wuzznt duhhhhh awnly thang deyt wuz red dat dey gnome seyin?! Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!