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Maybe this is normal for you folks, but I live in a fairly conservative part of the US so this was a first:

Went to the beach this week with the family. Shortly after we arrived, I saw two fat woman 'frolicking' in the shallow waters. I assumed they were women because of feminine body movements, despite their ample obesity.

From the backside, I could see they was were wearing tight bikini bottoms/shorts ... but no tops. I said to myself: "Odd, these chicks are topless. WTF." I get closer and, when they turn around, I see that they have beards and zipper tits.

I almost died laughing. Despite the beards, arm pit hair, and the zipper tits, they were clearly women. The way the carried their fat and the way they moved. But, they were clearly trying so-very-hard to be men.

Had a good laugh and was able to educate my children on what the term zipper tits means. Good times with the family.