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My spic neighbor's dog keeps digging into my chicken coup and taking them out 1 by 1.

submitted by Not_a_redfugee to whatever 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 22:04:10 ago (+10/-1)     (whatever)

Whats the best way to kill the dog discreetly? I live out in the country. Spic neighbor just lets his mutts roam free. They come on my land. Spic neighbor is only home at night. Spic neighbor is always having his dogs getting ran over by cars due to nearby FM road but he just gets more dogs to let roam free.
It would be easy to get away with whatever.


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[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 23:56:56 ago (+2/-2)

You need to kill an animal instead of fixing your coop? You fucking low life piece of shit.
The man is the problem, not the dog.
Fix your fucking coop and there is no problem. Or go shoot the man face to face.
If you poison a dog because you are a lazy piece of shit, then i hope someone puts you down that way as well.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 02:24:48 ago (+1/-0)

It's not as easy as it sounds. I live in a community where lots people have chickens and live stock and once a dog targets your property, they will just keep coming back. The county will come take the dog and put it down if they get enough calls about the same dog. My neighbor got targeted by a dog and it just kept destroying her coop. It had to pass my property with 2 dozen chickens to get to hers. We tracked it down to a property a mile away. Then it attacked a different neighbors property and animal control caught it. No more dead chickens in the neighborhood

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 04:21:25 ago (+1/-0)

Your retardation is on the level of a nigger.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 08:23:49 ago (+0/-0)

The spic's dog is not a wild animal; it's part of a bad pack. Shooting the spic's dog is an extension of shooting the spic, so I'm fine with that outcome.

If you were raised by a pack of niggers and invaded my home, I'd shoot you the same as if you were a nigger.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 00:54:14 ago (+0/-0)

In minecraft setup a drug deal between two rival gangs at spics house. Tell the spics that he in an informant in minecraft. Don't be there for the fireworks.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 00:56:29 ago (+0/-0)

mines around your chicken coop?

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 03:35:46 ago (+0/-0)

shoot it with a gun

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 04:08:22 ago (+0/-0)

9mm pill

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 04:21:50 ago (+0/-0)

Just shoot them they are destroying your property and you have the right to defend it. Check your local laws first though just to be sure, they are different everywhere. You could also try to set traps for the dog too. So that you can get it on the spot.

[ - ] clymer 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 07:52:56 ago (+0/-0)

Not for nothing, but if a dog can get in, a weasel, racoon, possum, etc. can also probably get in. The chickens can probably even get out.

I have a buddy that lives in nice, trendy, manicured and EXPENSIVE Groton, MA. His yard is that yard - broken down cars in the front yard, tools and beer cans scattered about, scrap lumber with nails sticking out all over the place, tyvek covering the gable end where the addition stopped when he ran out of money 12 year ago, notices from the tax collector littering the yard - you get the picture. He used to have two labs that would always leave his yard and roam the neighborhood in a reign of terror. They were getting into the neighbors coop and ripping his chickens apart, when he let them out at night, pie-eyed drunk. Fucking dogs would be out all night while he's passed out LOL, anyway the neighbor has enough and ..nice guy that he is, lets his wife know to please try to keep the dogs away from his chickens. What does my buddy do? Sees the guy on the road when he's driving by, rolls down the window and says, "Hey! I talked to my dogs about coming over to your place and they wanted me to ask you - can they have fish next time?"

[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 08:49:23 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Belrial 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 14:04:21 ago (+0/-0)

Hops (like hop pellets from a brewers kit) in something the dog will eat. Once said dog is dead if they perform an autopsy solving for how said dog got hops will be a huge mystery.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 22:20:21 ago (+1/-0)

Antifreeze in cheap tin catfood.
Need three cans
1st can 1tsp
2nd can 1tbs
Just maybe.....
3rd can 2tbs
Beef up your coupes

[ - ] observation1 2 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 01:42:28 ago (+2/-0)

Nigger, I bet you also put the parts back in the wrong bin at home depot.

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 23:03:49 ago (+1/-0)

That works. They like the taste.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 7 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 23:14:55 ago (+7/-0)

Liver, or Kidney poisoning is a HORRIBLE way to go.

IF you are going to take the dog out, then do it quick. That is the difference between Whites and Shit-Skinned 3rd worlders.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 23:46:50 ago (+0/-0)

Antifreeze killed one of our cats long ago. That’s an costly lesson not to let your cats outdoors.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 01:43:31 ago (+1/-0)

Nigger the lesson is not to leave antifreeze out for animals.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 23:45:11 ago (+1/-0)

Why don’t you take it to him on his chin?
Beat him up.
Beat up his fat spic baby maker wife.
Slap his dirty brown kids around a bit.
Shove a gun in his mouth and make him wish he hadn’t.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 04:05:46 ago (+1/-0)

Gut shot with a .22 short, no blood trail, all internal bleeding and the dog will die off your property, I've seen them go a quarter mile before they drop on the side of the road like they got hit...it is really simple, just lock one into the chamber, fix your sites on the sag of the dog's belly and squeeze one off, then forget about it like nothing happened

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 04:19:32 ago (+0/-0)

"You shot my dog!" "Why would I shoot your dog?" "Because he's been eating your chickens!" "Your dog's been eating my chickens? Then you owe me for those chickens he ate." "You owe me for my dog!" "Your just admitted your dog was eating my property. So IF I shot it,it would just be me defending my property and I don't owe you a damn thing. Now pay up,spic." (muttered cursing in mexican)

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 20:17:41 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 22:37:48 ago (+3/-0)

Air rifle

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 01:24:00 ago (+3/-0)

My grandmother had a dog that went after the chickens so she beat the dog with the dead chicken. It stopped going after her kids food.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 02:18:06 ago (+3/-0)

Trap it in a cage and take it to the pound. Spics like that don't deserve nice things like a dog

[ - ] Love240 4 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 22:07:19 ago (+4/-0)

Have you asked them to pay for the chickens?

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 22:29:58 ago (+4/-0)

neighbors dog shred his way through another neighbors up the way chickens. $50 each. they paid and kept him tied up from that point on.

[ - ] Sleazy 4 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 22:58:29 ago (+4/-0)

what do you mean keeps on? why do you allow that to happen?

[ - ] FreeinTX 5 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 22:40:34 ago (+5/-0)

You don't. If you have to kill the dog, you really need to kill it in the act. On your property. If you do anything to make it look like you were trying to hide it, it will look like a criminal act.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 2 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 23:13:32 ago (+2/-0)

Thats what Im planning to do

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 08:19:43 ago (+2/-0)

Do you reside within city limits? If your answer is no, then just shoot the fucking mutts.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 5 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 23:13:13 ago (+5/-0)

Hotwire the exterior of the chicken coup, and set it on maximum.

That's the only way you can get that dog to stop, if at all. Once the dog kills one chicken then others will follow for sure.

The only way is to shock the living shit out of it every time it gets near that coup.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 22:50:16 ago (+6/-0)

There ain't no being nice or quiet about this. You have a right to kill it when its doing it.

[ - ] Sector2 8 points 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 22:28:42 ago (+8/-0)

Xylitol in meat.

But note that the scumbag neighbor would probably move away if the house were to become uninhabitable.

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 22:45:06 ago (+1/-0)

Spic is probably renting so he would be fucking up some innocent (relatively) persons house.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 10 monthsJul 2, 2024 23:12:54 ago (+1/-0)

Definitely relative is the person is openly a spic.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 01:58:31 ago (+1/-0)

Innocent? Renting to spics?