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Chingchong-3 rocket breaks free and crashes near populated area

submitted by mikenigger to ChinalDestination 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 07:14:04 ago (+34/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/6n0xck.mp4

it was supposed to be a static fire test but it wasn't bolted down enough

https://files.catbox.moe/twrnwy.jpg


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[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 11:59:21 ago (+0/-0)

The ChingChong-3 advanced ICBM delivery system can be yours for 4 easy payments of $199.95. Control system available in the Google or iPhone stores.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 15:23:24 ago (+2/-0)

Do I order it from Temu or something?

[ - ] mikenigger [op] 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 12:35:16 ago (+1/-0)

free shipping!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 12:50:50 ago (+0/-0)

Order before midnight and get an compatible controller for your phone, a $99.99 value, for FREE!

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 12:51:26 ago (+0/-0)

Incompatible controller

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 12:52:55 ago (+0/-0)

Shhhhh... they won't know that. It'll arrive past the return date and the 99.99 value is a loss on the taxes. Getting rid of excess inventory and shoving the cost onto the tax payer.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:45:21 ago (+0/-0)

Solly noe werky yoo loosah!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:44:51 ago (+0/-0)

Temu your thoughts?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 18:12:37 ago (+0/-0)

Where else would I sell it? Wish is gone.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:44:21 ago (+0/-0)

Fahque roundye! Flee shiprring!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 16:48:53 ago (+0/-0)

The mild disappointment in their voices, LOL. Not again!

[ - ] hylo 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 12:48:07 ago (+1/-0)*

Hearing their chinky voices chitter while that develops into a massive fireball (that could have landed on people) makes it 10x funnier.

[ - ] mikenigger [op] 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 13:24:20 ago (+2/-0)

if insects could talk that's what it'd sound like

i linked another video with more bugspeak in here

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 14:54:24 ago (+1/-0)

Crashed almost next to the launcher. So the real story is, they're launching these things close to residential areas.

[ - ] mikenigger [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 15:19:04 ago (+0/-0)

always has been

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:41:26 ago (+1/-0)

Fahque roundye! Dass gawdzeerahz Marlborollo!

[ - ] mikenigger [op] 4 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 12:34:35 ago (+4/-0)

better footage of the impact https://files.catbox.moe/hqpro3.mp4

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 20:22:11 ago (+0/-0)

I think that was a different launch that happened about a week before, lol.

This one is from the same test though. https://x.com/DutchSpace/status/1807354224176455947

[ - ] mikenigger [op] 0 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 01:18:43 ago (+0/-0)

it's the same one, the previous one had orange smoke coming off it

[ - ] vol09877 8 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 11:18:32 ago (+8/-0)

cameraman must have parkinson

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:43:05 ago (+1/-0)

Michael J Fox produced it.

[ - ] ProudRebel 13 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 07:59:38 ago (+13/-0)

Chinks make the best fireworks.

[ - ] JoesLegHair 14 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 07:56:00 ago (+14/-0)

China has been crashing first stage rockets on to villages for as long as China has had a space program.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:42:40 ago (+0/-0)

Dey leev dere free sew noe prollemz!