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You get on the plane and see this. What do you do?

submitted by ProudRebel to Niggers 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 15:47:13 ago (+25/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Fly, I mean die Delta.


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[ - ] NoRefunds 14 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 17:10:43 ago (+14/-0)

Soul Plane baby!!

Jk I bust out my burger King crown and find my seat

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 8 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 19:12:58 ago (+8/-0)

I never would. I don't fly, and I never will again.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 7 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 22:52:33 ago (+7/-0)

It's been almost a decade since I flew on a plane. Hope I never have to again. It's just a miserable experience, from getting patted down by TSA niggers to sitting next to fat disgusting slobs in tight quarters.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 5 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 23:58:13 ago (+5/-0)

I'm with you. My first flight was in 1973 and it was very comfortable. I flew when I was in the service in the 80's and it was decent. Flying in the 90's was acceptable. I flew for the last time in 2018 (and I HAD to for my son's wedding) and it was the most miserable, uncomfortable experience of my life, especially changing planes in Houston, where literally every service employee in the airport was an immigrant from Africa.

Fuck those people. Never again. Fucking never again.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 4 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 01:19:07 ago (+4/-0)

literally every service employee in the airport was an immigrant from Africa.

Yup! I recall being in Atlanta's airport about 15 years ago and wondering if I accidentally flew to Haiti. It was the same in Minneapolis where I'd connect on most flights through Delta. All airport employees were skinnies who had the blackest skin I've ever seen.

I have no problem with or fear of flying itself, though.

[ - ] Love240 7 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 15:52:07 ago (+7/-0)

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 16:17:08 ago (+5/-0)

Or for the sake of behavioral diversity, do a 180° and moonwalk away.

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 08:20:54 ago (+1/-0)

That's moonwalking into the plane... FFS does no one remember geometry?

[ - ] Rob3122 3 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 20:00:22 ago (+3/-0)

But that means you're going to enter the plane...

[ - ] deleted 0 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 16:11:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] rabidR04CH 5 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 19:55:58 ago (+5/-0)

Get these niggers off of my damned plane!

[ - ] Fascinus 7 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 20:50:02 ago (+7/-0)

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 22:57:49 ago (+3/-0)

Now this is art!

[ - ] xmasskull 5 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 17:20:42 ago (+5/-0)

De-Plane.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 3 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 22:47:59 ago (+3/-0)

De-niggerize.

[ - ] dingbat 4 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 20:37:17 ago (+4/-0)

The last plane I was on was fantastic. It was probably a fluke, but the entire flight crew was white, minus one mexican flight attendant. No faggots either! It was on American Airlines.

[ - ] kammmmak 4 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 19:50:56 ago (+4/-0)

Is the plane flying as they pose?

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 4 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 19:31:33 ago (+4/-0)

The pilot is a nigger? That's a a big fuckin' Nope

[ - ] FreeinTX 4 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 18:20:50 ago (+4/-0)

Quit buying spirit air tickets.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 4 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 17:12:52 ago (+4/-0)

I disembark.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 4 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 16:15:32 ago (+4/-0)

A 180° turn at 30° of bank at 85 KTAS takes 24 seconds to complete; a 180 at 45° takes 14 seconds.

A 180° turn when coming across a group of niggers shouldn’t require any special formulas or mathematical skills.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 17:38:56 ago (+3/-0)

I'm the closest thing to a nigger in my mode of transportation.

Gonna stick with that.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 16:14:21 ago (+3/-0)

Sorry, you lost me at TSA. But the FAA focusing on hiring mentally disabled handicaps made me laugh at people who still take commercial flights. Even before the Boeing doors falling off.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 22:59:03 ago (+3/-0)

Honestly. I refuse to subject myself to TSA shenanigans.

[ - ] con77 0 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 13:07:46 ago (+0/-0)

While ms-13 waltzes across the border

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 14:34:43 ago (+1/-0)

Taco, rice, and sand niggers. All with nefarious intent. Stay strapped. Keep your powder dry.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 22:19:15 ago (+2/-0)

"You get on the plane..."

Just let me stop you right there, cuz.

[ - ] v0atmage 2 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 22:03:21 ago (+2/-0)

Hans, get ze flammenwerfer!

[ - ] con77 1 point 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 13:08:34 ago (+1/-0)

Fukn A

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 21:47:03 ago (+2/-0)

Get off and catch another flight.

[ - ] con77 0 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 13:04:02 ago (+0/-0)

Get a shoe shine

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 10:23:18 ago (+1/-0)

What do you do?

Start whistling the ducktales theme song

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 16:19:05 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 23:58:51 ago (+1/-0)

That's when you make a uturn back to the gate and demand a refund!

[ - ] TomMacdonald 1 point 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 23:00:22 ago (+1/-0)

Oh laaaawd! I'd open my BK bag and pull out my crown

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 23:17:12 ago (+0/-0)