What elections really are about - Upgoat

What elections really are about
submitted by Conspirologist to funny 11 monthsJun 28, 2024 07:09:39 ago (+32/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 2 points 11 monthsJun 28, 2024 09:34:57 ago (+2/-0)

K, but what about if I don't want to sacrifice my children to israel?

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 3 points 11 monthsJun 28, 2024 10:40:43 ago (+3/-0)

Then you are a threat to (((Our Democracy))).

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 11 monthsJun 28, 2024 08:36:22 ago (+0/-0)

Go team Moloch!!

[ - ] I_am_baal 0 points 11 monthsJun 28, 2024 16:14:09 ago (+0/-0)

Vote for me, and I will devour all of the jewish children and deliver 1,000 years of prosperity.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 11 monthsJun 28, 2024 17:30:20 ago (+0/-0)

The real reason is: "Don't sacrifice us politicians!"

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 11 monthsJun 28, 2024 18:34:09 ago (+0/-0)

They're to keep you politically busy so that your don't group up and hang all the jews causing everything.