Unless you've lost control of your bladder or you shit yourself can anyone tell me a good reason why men should wear underwear? All they do is heat up your balls and make you impotent and destroy any natural circulation in your pants and give you one more item to do laundry with it's typically made - Upgoat

Unless you've lost control of your bladder or you shit yourself can anyone tell me a good reason why men should wear underwear? All they do is heat up your balls and make you impotent and destroy any natural circulation in your pants and give you one more item to do laundry with it's typically made
submitted by Crackinjokes to AskUpgoat 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:26:04 ago (+7/-2) (AskUpgoat)

I really think underwear is just one of those things that industry has sold us so they can sell more things.

Seriously when was the last time you pissed or shit yourself so that it came through your pants and if you did piss or shit yourself in your underwear wouldn't it still come through your pants? So why are people wearing underwear when everybody has said that it's bad for you and your balls aren't getting the circulation that you need?

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 19 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:36:59 ago (+19/-0)

Protection against rubbing. Keeps pants cleaner. Wicks sweat. Soft comfy layer between holster and skin.

Just to name a few.

Underwear is not a diaper. It's not there to capture piss and shit. If that's how you've been using it, you've been doing it wrong.

[ + ] Crackinjokes

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:45:06 ago (+1/-1)

How does it keep your plant pants cleaner unless you're shitting are pissing yourself? It makes your balls sweat. Your balls wouldn't be sweating if they didn't have that underwear in there.

Now the one good reason you stated was soft comfy layer between your holster and your skin. But wouldn't that be better served by having a soft piece of fabric attached to your holster?

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 4 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 18:20:40 ago (+4/-0)

Sweat literally has the same chemicals as piss. I change my socks and underwear at least two times a day in hot weather.

[ + ] Shotinthedark3

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 1 point 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 19:06:11 ago (+1/-0)

I do too, I told someone and they looked at me like I was crazy.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 19:45:00 ago (+2/-0)

Fresh socks and undies on a hot day is pretty nice.

[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 18:31:41 ago (+0/-0)

Men wearing underwear is merely and act of solidarity with women who have to wear them to protect their pants from piss and shit and hold in blood plugs/pads.

You have just been enlightened beyond belief. Tell the world.

[ - ] registereduser 8 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:59:49 ago (+8/-0)

Unless you are a gay faggot cocksucker why do you care if other men are wearing underwear and why do you want to discuss your with other men.

Faggots should be burned alive for entertainment.

[ - ] Monica 3 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 19:20:57 ago (+3/-0)

ZIPPERS
NUT SACK
OUCH

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:35:38 ago (+3/-0)

I like underwear that wicks the sweat off my sack

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:36:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:43:47 ago (+1/-0)

If you’re into frequencies they say that linen is best, followed by cotton. I don’t know what the silk frequency is.

[ + ] Crackinjokes

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:43:25 ago (+1/-1)

If you didn't wear underwear you wouldn't have sweat on your sack. There would actually be some circulation in there. Your balls would stay cool instead of being a sweaty mess stuck to your groin by all that underwear

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 6 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:47:35 ago (+6/-0)

Nigger it’s almost 100F outside and humid. I will sweat from every pore. Head to toe.

[ + ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 11 monthsJun 28, 2024 00:01:58 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, I live in Australia where summer temperatures are similar to Arizona summer temperatures. I'm going to sweat whether I'm naked or not.

[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 11 monthsJun 28, 2024 01:03:27 ago (+0/-0)

I like how a large continent is compared to a single US state.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 -3 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 18:19:24 ago (+0/-3)

At 3:15 pm, it's 70F. Tonight: 4 AM 52°

Sweating is for negros and day laborers.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 18:37:11 ago (+3/-0)

I do labor every day. Fuck desk jockeys.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 19:45:40 ago (+0/-0)

Soyboi detected.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 11 monthsJun 28, 2024 01:14:25 ago (+1/-0)

I'll give the answer no one seems to be willing to admit to. Because the muscles that control your badder are much deeper inside of you than where the plumbing terminates. Which means after you urinate you are going to leak a little unless you have some kind of vacuum system used to actively purge the plumbing the rest of us don't have. It's just anatomy. Even a little will stink up pants because of the way scent works. So you can change your underwear once a day and your pants once a week, or you can change your pants every day.

Why is it a shirt only lasts a day but jeans last multiple? It's because shirts are directly against smelly bits and jeans are not. You are losing that benefit if you don't wear underwear.

I know this is a site where everyone is trying to save face so they want to pretend their butt crack doesn't stink but I understand anatomy and I know you leak a little. Either you can lie to me or genuinely lack self awareness but it won't change the fact that I know. And unless you toss a pair of pants after one wear I also know you smell like urine.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 19:19:07 ago (+1/-0)

See: The first 5 minutes of "There's Something About Mary".
Then ask yourself if you want an insurance plan.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 18:05:07 ago (+1/-0)

It separates us from the animals. And the entire population of Africa.

[ - ] Looneyskiproony 0 points 11 monthsJun 28, 2024 08:46:19 ago (+0/-0)

Big balls rubbing! And hanging.i do physical labor. Balls hanging causes pain . Got to hold them up or no work

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 19:33:28 ago (+0/-0)

I've been a proud Freeballer all my adult life

#sorrymom #streakedcheeks #megadangle

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 19:28:13 ago (+0/-0)

You're buying cheap underwear or you wouldn't be asking this. I only buy Ex-Officio brand. Deluth is good too. If you wear walmart underwear you deserve the ass rash you get.

[ + ] Looneyskiproony

[ - ] Looneyskiproony 0 points 11 monthsJun 28, 2024 08:52:23 ago (+0/-0)

These are what I wear. Pricey but worth the coin and they last. I used to get them at the Coleman store in Sevierville. Now I get them on line, discontinued there.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 19:22:57 ago (+0/-0)

You don't have to wear them. I go commando sometimes but my meat is highly visible and women stare at it and makes me feel like a piece of meat.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 18:54:51 ago (+0/-0)

agreed OP, haven't worn fucking underwear for 20 years at the very least.
I used to think it was so you don't zip your dick lol coz like has anyone been there?! fuuuuu...

[ - ] heebiejeebies 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 18:30:52 ago (+0/-0)

Imma be butt ass naked so the wind can just be hitting my balls an shiet.

Ey bro watch your jet! Watch your jet bro! WATCH YOUR JET!

https://youtu.be/uw4019LMA8s?si=DXO6NyB31_kKVGtM

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:47:29 ago (+0/-0)

wtf you don’t wear boxers?

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:49:11 ago (+0/-0)

Gotta hide boners and boxers can’t do that

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:27:57 ago (+0/-0)

Go Commando! What's stopping you?

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 18:32:34 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] Crackinjokes

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:44:09 ago (+1/-0)

Been doing it for over 2 years now. That's why I'm wondering.

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