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Have you ever pee inside a woman?

submitted by vol09877 to whatever 11 monthsJun 26, 2024 23:22:34 ago (+2/-6)     (whatever)

Was on accident? on purpose?, how does it feel?


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[ - ] Kozel 7 points 11 monthsJun 26, 2024 23:29:32 ago (+7/-0)

yes in your mother thats why you were born retarded

[ - ] vol09877 [op] -3 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 00:02:03 ago (+0/-3)

you are such a jester, i like you

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 02:57:28 ago (+0/-0)

do you want me to pee in your butt or something, faggot?

[ - ] vol09877 [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 08:49:06 ago (+0/-0)

why so sensitive darling?

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 13:48:37 ago (+0/-0)

faggot

[ - ] observation1 6 points 11 monthsJun 26, 2024 23:27:38 ago (+6/-0)

Conspirologist is that you?

[ - ] vol09877 [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 00:02:16 ago (+0/-0)

do you want me to be?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 11 monthsJun 26, 2024 23:26:30 ago (+4/-0)

You want men to pee inside you, don’t you.
Is this why you’re asking?
Does your degenerate vagina lust for piss action?
Do you want piss on your face?
Are you a piss freak?

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 11 monthsJun 26, 2024 23:25:16 ago (+2/-0)

Oh Jesus, something is wrong with you.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 03:04:22 ago (+1/-0)

We all have
There is a small degree of urine content in ejaculate. Orgasm causes the bladder to release a few tablespoons of urine and it gets added to the mix

[ - ] localsal 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 09:27:29 ago (+0/-0)

I had to look up tablespoons, and you must have some crazy muscles if that is the case.

Most ejaculate is 2-5ml max.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 11 monthsJun 29, 2024 02:42:25 ago (+0/-0)

I must be an overachiever because I make way more of a mess than 2-5 ml. I'll measure it out next time and report my findings

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 03:04:03 ago (+1/-0)

Spoken like a true pajeet!.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 11 monthsJun 26, 2024 23:24:36 ago (+1/-0)

and then after did she die? Because I think thats what would happen. Pretty sure the mentos girl died.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 01:14:29 ago (+0/-0)

Need to google mentos girl now.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 01:15:18 ago (+0/-0)

probably shouldnt

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 00:47:50 ago (+0/-0)

How do you think the male reproductive system works?

[ - ] vol09877 [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 08:47:36 ago (+1/-0)

obviously pee is stored in the balls

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 00:05:33 ago (+0/-0)

I know a guy who did this. He was in his teens and didn't have a clue about sex because he'd been raised in foster homes and never had any actual parenting. Some girl decided to jump his bones and while they were fucking he started pissing because he didn't know what else to do. Why he didn't cum after 3 seconds in his first pussy like the rest of us is a mystery.

Anyhow he said the chick freaked out and yelled at him, then kicked him out. It was just another in a long string of shitty growing up experiences that he had so it isn't even an exceptional event in his memory.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 00:49:27 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like your friend is telling you stories. First off I don't know too many teenage boys WITH parenting who learned about sex FROM their parents. I've also known quite a few people who grew up in the foster care system and just as many who spent time in foster care myself included and by age 15 you pretty much know all there is to know about sex. I suppose he could be the exception that proves the rule but for any guy much less a 15 year old virgin to start pissing in the first girl he's fucking would almost seem impossible. And like you said the reality is he's going to get off in no time in his first pussy. Sounds made up.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 01:20:54 ago (+0/-0)

This is a fair objection. But you don't know the guy. The history of bad decisions he's made while under scrutiny or pressure is something to behold. It doesn't help that he has some learning disabilities so not only was he moved from school to school thanks to the fosters he also felt like an outsider because the other kids seemed smarter. As a result he never developed any friendships that would lead to learning about sex from peers. The chick was 'older' and pressured him into it so he felt more scared and confused than horny, which could explain why he hadn't cum. Why she did it is a complete mystery, even to him.

Also he's told the story more than a couple times over the years but the details have never changed. For anyone else I would have dismissed it as BS but for this guy I think it happened exactly like he remembers.

[ - ] vol09877 [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 27, 2024 00:30:22 ago (+0/-0)

poor dude