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Children's Book Written by Some Kike

submitted by Sleazy to kikes 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 01:41:43 ago (+37/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/emob26.mp4



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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 16 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 05:42:08 ago (+16/-0)

I have seen that before. In fact, it I found it quite inspiring, so I wrote my own children's book called "Uncle Will Made a Noose."


There are people outside
who will give such a fright
They all used to hide
in the cover of night

But then one day
the bad became bold
and what they ought not say
they cheerfully told

Uncle Will made a noose
to put around the sick heads
to heal these sick people
from the sick things they had said

What's worse than what's said
are the things that they do
because the things in their head
just might involve you

They talk then they stalk
both woman and child
They really should walk
'cause Uncle Will's wild

Now the creeps are all gone
and the people have hope
They all became fond
of a magical rope

A message to thee
who would act fast and loose
You'll hang from a tree
with Uncle Will's noose.







[ - ] Peleg 4 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 08:19:43 ago (+4/-0)

BRAVO! BRAVO! đź‘Źđź‘Ź

[ - ] canbot 15 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 02:14:24 ago (+15/-0)

Just so everyone understands, a unicorn is a single female who goes there to fuck. The child is saying "yes please" to being that unicorn.

[ - ] albatrosv15 9 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 05:11:05 ago (+9/-0)

Thank you for enlightening on this degenerate subject.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 18:25:48 ago (+0/-0)

Now come on, at least the kid is supposed to have his/her own swinger party per book instead of being told to join mommy and her "friends (yet).

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 10 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 04:34:55 ago (+10/-0)

Make book burnings great again.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 18:26:56 ago (+0/-0)

Save a few copies and read them out loud on national tv every DOTR anniversery.

So we never forget.

[ - ] Irelandlost 8 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 07:37:56 ago (+8/-0)

Tbf I don’t think it’s supposed to be taken seriously. Here is another “children’s book” by the same author.

https://files.catbox.moe/qku1fp.jpeg

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 09:26:26 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, looks like there's a series of humorous books.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 09:28:08 ago (+0/-0)

Faggots and trannies and pedos (but I repeat myself) and all of their degenerate desires were never meant to be taken seriously but here we are.

[ - ] boekanier 5 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 01:56:31 ago (+5/-0)

definitely jewish

[ - ] ARGENT 3 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 07:30:20 ago (+3/-0)

https://bradgosse.com/

Here is the authors website. Too bad it doesn't have his address.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 18:27:31 ago (+0/-0)

I winder if I should even bother to read the early life section.

[ - ] dass 2 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 04:09:16 ago (+2/-0)

'To Watch some movies' - corn on the tv screen !. oh retarded code for porn . Fcking degenerate kikes and useless shabbos.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 18:28:19 ago (+0/-0)

Isn't that one of those YT / tikotok filter things where you say "unalive" and retarded shit like that ?

[ - ] dass 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 19:46:13 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah i dunno probably, but the tv screen literally just has a full sized corn cob for the accompanying illustration to 'they sit around and watch movies' - so a swingers party of adults watching a movie of .....corn ????.
Not very subliminal / hidden imo.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 11 monthsJun 26, 2024 05:26:31 ago (+0/-0)

You know in this sick world there is atleast a reasonable possibility.

And thats why I don't mind Israel russia and the US speging out. (aslong I am in the center of the blast.)

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 04:56:40 ago (+2/-0)

I'm happy people are seeing what twisted and malign things they are.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 01:50:32 ago (+1/-0)

my sister was a unicorn

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 08:20:45 ago (+0/-0)

I'm sorry.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 18:29:36 ago (+0/-0)

Did you take a lesson from how Islam is right on women and honor kill her?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 18:36:45 ago (+0/-0)

Sure.

Worst part was when she showed me a picture of the couple once there were toys in the background. kids toys. They had kids and at that time she thought she had herpes. I had asked if she told them and she "no, its none of their business."

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 18:50:29 ago (+0/-0)

Well thats what all degens do.

Being brutally beaten with hot water bottels and soap bars is what must be done. (as should be women who don't disclose their real bodycount and yes the guys you sucked off count too.)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 09:08:18 ago (+1/-0)

Its jewish poison and trying to normalize degeneracy in kids minds. It should be met with utter opposition.

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 11:39:14 ago (+1/-0)

If you look at his site, his "children's" books are grouped by "14 of the most terrible children's books ever written".

With books like "Santa's Lil Humper", "My racist dog" and "Sweat Shop Kids", I doubt they're for kids. Funny shit for adults.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 18:24:15 ago (+1/-0)

I...I mean I spend some time on the old /b/ but wtf was that....

I write my own book now "Dad is an engineer he spends all his time inventing a high capacity cremation oven"

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 22:36:15 ago (+0/-0)

despicable

[ - ] Moravian 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 21:26:46 ago (+1/-0)

And the stupid bitch is laughing like it's cute and funny. Women are fucking degenerates.

[ - ] Greasy 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 09:12:45 ago (+1/-1)

I highly doubt this is actually intended for children. More like a raunchy novelty gift for adults

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 18:31:27 ago (+1/-0)

May as well skip ahead to when its not anymore.

I say give it a year.

[ - ] hylo 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 10:13:46 ago (+0/-0)

quit your pearl clutching faggots this is a novelty book meant as a joke.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 18:30:29 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah there are so many edgy jokes from the 90s and 00s that are reality now.

[ - ] dass 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 19:49:35 ago (+0/-0)

'A novelty book about a very young child wanting a swingers party just like her parents' - do you even hear yourself??

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 12:26:16 ago (+0/-0)

More evidence to my claim that millenials are mega boomers.

When boomers were young they fucked around like disgusting sluts. So did millenials.

When they were finally dragged kicking and screaming into adulthood boomers not only skyrocketed the divorce stats but they openly cheated. The difference is now millenials call it 'ethical nonmonogamy'

and millenials are inspiring a generation of kids that will rise up and slaughter their parents. Of course they'll blame it on guns or right wingers. It's really because their parents openly molested them.