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If you could only eat one color of food for the rest of your life, which would it be

submitted by shitface9000 to Petitions 11 monthsJun 22, 2024 23:52:17 ago (+12/-0)     (Petitions)



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[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 11 monthsJun 23, 2024 13:21:44 ago (+0/-0)

Give me some of that yeller, don't get cheap on me now.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 11 monthsJun 23, 2024 10:17:28 ago (+0/-0)

Rainbow.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 11 monthsJun 23, 2024 09:44:48 ago (+2/-0)

What a stupid question.

Definite fuck you.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 11 monthsJun 23, 2024 08:27:10 ago (+1/-0)

Hamburger Helper color

[ - ] Metanoid 4 points 11 monthsJun 23, 2024 05:09:18 ago (+4/-0)

Red will allow me access to both steak and 🍉. Also cherries strawberries peppers anything tomato a couple kinds of grain. There are red corn red rice and red wheats. Pretty much set with red.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 11 monthsJun 23, 2024 03:24:40 ago (+0/-0)

Green.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 11 monthsJun 23, 2024 02:33:41 ago (+1/-0)

Beer

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 11 monthsJun 23, 2024 01:40:58 ago (+1/-0)

White, the color of cooked meat.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 11 monthsJun 23, 2024 01:18:28 ago (+0/-0)

Going in or out?
I choose out/brown.

[ - ] Trope 6 points 11 monthsJun 23, 2024 00:21:37 ago (+6/-0)

Jokes on you when I have food coloring.

Let’s go with green for the Doctor Suess reference.

[ - ] Portmanure 8 points 11 monthsJun 22, 2024 23:54:01 ago (+8/-0)

Red, the color of animal flesh, not tomatoes.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 11 monthsJun 22, 2024 23:53:03 ago (+4/-0)

Brown: damn near all my protein is brown.

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 11 monthsJun 23, 2024 00:07:31 ago (+3/-0)

I think we agree, you’re talking about the cooked version, lol!