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[ - ] anon 2789628 1 point 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 20:09:48 ago (+1/-0)

Sitting here on earth in a studio laughing that ass off.
They will soon be executed as a false flag event happens up in the stars

[ - ] anon 3842849 3 points 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 17:13:18 ago (+3/-0)

If you believe in these space fairy tales then you are retarded as fuck.

Keep regurgitating that jew propaganda and believing Whites will one day flee to Mars you fucking simpletons.

[ - ] anon 3731893 1 point 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 14:04:57 ago (+1/-0)

So with all the gas thruster misfirings and other uncontrollable events that they have had it's actually amazing they've even let it latch onto the space station because of any of those thrusters go crazy while it's attached it destroys the whole station. Before they allowed SpaceX to dock their capsule to the space station it had to stand 100 yards away and test all its thrusters and show everything was perfect and go back to Earth and land. But they caught all the corners with Boeing because they're so desperate to make that thing work because it's been such a huge boondoggle. And all those government employees at nasa are hoping they're going to get their payoff jobs at Boeing which is going to look less and less likely cuz Boeing doesn't look like it's going to have any space program at all. So they need to disconnect that capsule and they're not going to be stupid enough hopefully to allow those two astronauts to go home in it because if they have more thruster misfirings get online and burn up in the atmosphere and if I was those astronauts I'd refuse to go back on that fucking Boeing capsule. They were Brave as hell to get in that thing and launch in it after all the mishaps Boeing has had and after that mishaps that capsule and rocket have had. Those guys should get a medal for bravery for being willing to sit in that capsule and take a ride up into space in that damn thing and they're lucky they made it up there alive.

[ - ] dass 1 point 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 18:13:06 ago (+1/-0)

No - those guys are brainwashed retarded and fully immersed in the kool-aid, i am ambivalent on their return or not.

[ - ] anon 3731893 2 points 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 13:39:18 ago (+2/-0)

I mean let's face it the astronauts are going to be fine but this is actually just funny as hell because the whole reason Boeing is having all these problems is they did all those dei hirings 10 years ago when they made the white males train their pajeet programmer replacements

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 13:32:14 ago (+1/-0)

I made a post about this days ago but I caught shit because the article didn’t say they wouldn’t be able to make it back to Earth, but here we are. The article didn’t make that claim, but that’s how I came across it and sure enough that person was correct. They had found a fifth leak and were calling it minor. Shit still isn’t fixed. ISS doesn’t have a bunch of Boeing parts sitting around.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 13:37:37 ago (+0/-0)

That's good. Boeing parts are super shitty and would somehow surely destroy the ISS just by being there.

[ - ] anon 1036248 1 point 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 18:13:27 ago (+1/-0)

Good point. Did Boeing just release the lab created DEI virus that can spread to other equipment!?

We need congressional hearings on their gain of function research immediately!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 18:26:31 ago (+0/-0)

Their planes have BIRD FLU!!!
And it has crossed into spacecraft!!!

EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!

[ - ] anon 2622977 4 points 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 13:14:37 ago (+4/-0)

It’s ok, they got a Soyuz capsule that can bring them home. It’s just going to be a little embarrassing, and as we have learned NASA would rather see astronauts die than be a little embarrassed.

[ - ] anon 3715674 2 points 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 13:18:42 ago (+2/-0)

I'm guessing there's some hidden reason they're working so diligently to bring those (((Astronauts)) home.

[ - ] anon 2622977 1 point 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 13:23:55 ago (+1/-0)

NASA messed up big time trusting Boeing. Now, things are unbalanced at the ISS, I suspect SpaceX is going to launch an unscheduled dragon capsule.

[ - ] anon 3715674 4 points 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 13:27:15 ago (+4/-0)

It's probably all scripted to draw attention to the space program again! Plus, Hollywood gets to make an ultra-woke movie about it!

[ - ] dass 0 points 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 18:10:42 ago (+0/-0)

ding ding ding - and it's global elite hedge funds using share market short manipulation to skim millions off the top of nothing. Just another day.

'Eat your bugz and shut the fck up!'

[ - ] anon 5891115 0 points 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 13:28:58 ago (+0/-0)

How are they going to ditch the Starliner though? It can’t stay up there.

[ - ] anon 2622977 1 point 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 13:35:08 ago (+1/-0)

Release it and give it an earthward trajectory. Easy peasy. The explanation, not so much. Boeing fucked up big time.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 11 monthsJun 21, 2024 13:36:31 ago (+0/-0)

Well, it IS a bit lulzier that way. To be fair.