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Fuck 'em.

Imagine being offended at being given delicious food.

Shoulda went with chitlins and hog maw. Some pig feet on the side with grape drank.

Next time don’t do anything.

I'd just deny it all day long. Taken individually, chicken and watermelon are pretty common summer foods. They wouldn't be surprising to find together at any summer festivity.

"I like chicken. And I like watermelon. Sometimes I get two things I like at the same time."

What you want to do is commit to cultural ignorance, completely. Make your accusers provide the racist framework and explain how blacks are tied to chicken and watermelon. The whole time, you're going, "Oh, wow. I had no idea." Still, in today's day and age, that might not save your job, as having 'cultural competence' is one of those retarded DEI resume fluffers.

I’m sure it was a nigger that planned it. Niggers love fried chicken and watermelon. What’s the problem?

Ideal.