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[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 07:59:09 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like a great opportunity for a lawsuit.

[ - ] GreenSaint -1 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 07:14:25 ago (+0/-1)

I hope there were cats on board that got cooked.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 02:58:39 ago (+0/-0)

Dumb sand niggers cant figure out to close the windows

[ - ] CoinQuest 2 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 01:30:48 ago (+2/-0)

Make sure the yellow handle is set to auto and just open the door. It's a ten minute walk to the bar from there.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 00:44:46 ago (+2/-0)

If you still believe in commercial flying, have fun.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 09:59:24 ago (+1/-0)

None of us can fly private to Greece

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 10:53:58 ago (+0/-0)

There would be various hurdles to overcome, but a determined and resourceful person probably could. I'm already where I want to be, so that's not for me.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 02:55:41 ago (+1/-1)

drive cars everywhere, goyim

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 10:55:21 ago (+0/-0)

I'll pass.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 00:34:44 ago (+1/-0)

There was a specific point in time when delays suddenly meant telling people they weer locked in. and the delays became common.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 00:17:19 ago (+2/-0)

divershitty caused this.

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 23:07:59 ago (+0/-0)

why the f is bullshit like this news.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 22:39:27 ago (+2/-0)

Had it happen a few times...one time in Jamaica I had to head out of MO Bay for a direct AC flight back to Kanastan, I specifically requested direct with no stops, doesn't the fucking pilot come over the mic informing the few dozen passengers that it was just requested for them to route to Kingston, I'm fucking pissed and I let the crew know that I was pissed, I got a $50.00 voucher for the Keg Steak House, big fucking deal...the plane lands, shuts down in an out of the way area, seemed strange, and nobody can disembark...a tractor and lorie pull up with 2 large crates but no forklift following, I couldn't see the activity but there was a fuck of a lot of mumble jumble and banging around and then I could hear the ramp retracting and hatches closing...the pilot tells everyone to buckle up...two engines start up, 1 is smoking and won't catch and the other is dead...mechanics had to be flown in from Miami, 4 hrs later, 96°F they're firing up the engines and they are using an air assist unit to blast the turbines, rough start on the replacement and the other one is still smoking heavy...we sat for another half hr with those engines roaring, eventually the smoke clears...later I was told that it was water seepage causing the vapor, it wasn't smoke...I know nothing about turbine engines but I was told that in the combustion process there's a liquid atomizer that proportions the mist in with the fuel to create a more internally explosive mixture and that once those engines are peaking out they're not consuming all that much fuel due to the engine fins and venturi design, apparently they are compressing the air as it streams through the engine body to the exhaust...either way being stuck on a plane with no air conditioning really sucks.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 00:48:47 ago (+2/-0)

My red line was the assholes demanding I literally take my shoes off to be examined and tested.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 7 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 22:32:08 ago (+7/-0)

I’d pop that emergency exit and nope the fuck out of that plane.

Mother fuckers are brainwashed into thinking they are prisoners in almost any situation. If someone exhibits the slightest amount of credible authority and people just follow whatever rules. Fuck that. If I’m about to have heat stroke then I’m fucking out. I’m not your prisoner. Fuck you.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 07:09:42 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I think after a certain point, you an argue that it is indeed an emergency.

Maybe not the doors which auto deploy the slides, but the doors over the wings should have been opened to let a breeze through

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 07:16:58 ago (+1/-0)

All doors are armed before the plane pulls away from the gate. So opening any door will trigger the corresponding slide to deploy.

Also, the overwing doors are emergency exits only, and are always armed.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 08:00:45 ago (+0/-0)

No dude, walking around on the runways and ramps like you own the place is a very bad thing to do. Can't say for overseas, but I imagine their versions of the FAA and airport police will be very interested in talking to you.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 15:23:24 ago (+1/-0)

Look, it’s a dumb scenario for me to argue because I’m never flying commercial airlines again but I’m not gonna stay on a plane like that for very long. Same as when that one plane was on fire and the crew was telling everybody to sit down and be calm. Nah bitch! I’m out. This plane is visibly on fucking fire. I’m busting out.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 10 monthsJun 21, 2024 13:35:36 ago (+0/-0)

Nah bitch! I’m out. This plane is visibly on fucking fire. I’m busting out.

Sounds like you'd be the guy who opens the wrong door and lets the fire spread to the entire cabin, getting yourself and everyone else killed.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 10 monthsJun 21, 2024 20:50:45 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, that’s what I’d do.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 10 monthsJun 21, 2024 13:33:51 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, EASA would definitely have something to say about it. But at the same time it's not as if you'd be just wandering around for the hell of it. You'd be getting out of a Cool Hand Luke style hotbox and trying to find some shade. And there'd be a couple hundred people or so joining you.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 22:21:58 ago (+2/-0)

Hot, stagnant, humid, wailing children, the stench of the products resulting from human digestion….
This is equity.

[ - ] germ22 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 22:06:58 ago (+0/-0)

use an emergency exit and it's slide.