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[ - ] Monica 10 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 15:31:24 ago (+10/-0)

Now she's truly independent!

[ - ] Badgeroo 10 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 15:38:02 ago (+10/-0)

She drunk or something? He's clearly trying to pull her back and she's just retarding.

[ - ] dass 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 16:05:38 ago (+3/-0)

Probably cant even swim either.
Those waves look killer.

No mention of her deliberate retardedness in articles which is a shame.

[ - ] BloodyComet 4 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 17:40:04 ago (+4/-0)

I'm a badass swimmer, and those waves terrify me. Fuck that. The guy was foolish to try and go after her, attempting to jump over 9-foot-tall waves.
When I was training to become cave diving certified, there was a sort of unspoken rule among the diving community: "I'm going home today." Meaning, if you fuck up and get tangled up and lost or some shit, unless saving you is trivially easy, they will abandon your ass, because trying to rescue you will likely result in both of you drowning to death. This applies to any dangerous waters.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 21:41:30 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah same, very badass swimmer. Went to Nassau when the red flags were up. I got hit by a literal 3 foot wave when I was walking in. Threw me into the sand, my knees, chest and elbows were scraped up, same with my wife but she was still a few steps behind me. Nigger lifeguard came running after us, saying red flag red flag. I said, ahhh that's what that's for. We went to the pool instead.

[ - ] dass 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 00:08:17 ago (+0/-0)

LOl.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 00:59:05 ago (+1/-0)

I was training to be muff diving certified. I almost succeeded. Missed by a hair.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 20:14:06 ago (+0/-0)

Some people are worth not going home for.

[ - ] dass 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 00:07:30 ago (+0/-0)

Yea, when the both first fell over - i got the distinct impression that outgoing wash was strong af - she got quickly dragged out into the surf - he just stood up.

[ - ] JustALover 6 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 14:47:17 ago (+6/-0)

Looks like Darwin has handed out another award.

[ - ] Dingo 4 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 16:07:57 ago (+4/-0)

This is a great way to dispose of yiddish girlfriends.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 16:20:56 ago (+3/-0)

The ocean is a harsh mistress.

[ - ] Hobama 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 16:21:52 ago (+3/-0)

Those waves look way too crazy to be strolling around in. Not sure wtf they were thinking.

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 17:40:29 ago (+0/-0)

I've seen waves like that break a kid's nose.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 16:30:08 ago (+3/-0)

Vodka makes people silly.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 15:34:40 ago (+0/-0)

Silly inlanders.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 16:15:57 ago (+0/-0)

Russians are a special type of retarded

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 16:28:48 ago (+0/-0)

ruskies be ruskin'

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 17:11:22 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking with waves like that lmfao

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 17:11:22 ago (+0/-0)

Never underestimate the might of nature.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 19:32:17 ago (+0/-0)

No, it's nature. I'm mother nature. I'm attuned. You're just stupid man.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 21:13:22 ago (+0/-0)


Under the sea,
Under the sea,
Darling it's better,
Down where it's wetter,
Take it from me,
Up on the shore they work all day,
Out in the sun they slave away,
While we devotin',
Full time to floatin',
Under the sea

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 10 monthsJun 20, 2024 18:40:31 ago (+0/-0)

Just an FYI if you're ever visiting, this is also an issue pretty much everywhere on the Oregon coast, and you're given far less warning by the water.