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Boeing DEI astroniggers stuck in space. Starliner leaking and not working as designed.

submitted by ProudRebel to Space 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 03:31:48 ago (+5/-0)     (archive.is)

https://archive.is/wip/kUQmH



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[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 03:33:44 ago (+2/-0)

I could save them. Do tjey have a girl that weighs less than 130?

[ - ] Weredawg 3 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 06:16:22 ago (+3/-0)

Now? Yes. When they're on Earth? No.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 07:49:17 ago (+2/-0)

If you mean 130 kilograms then... maybe.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 04:05:07 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.israelhayom.com/2024/06/16/nasa-researchers-uncover-mutated-superbug-on-the-international-space-station/

new space super bug and trapped astronauts

This is the part of the movie when we leave them up there to die.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 06:24:42 ago (+0/-0)

israel hayom? fuck is wrong with you

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 11:46:05 ago (+1/-0)*

It was between that or bigfreakingrobot.com. obscure websites first then it gets picked up by the bigger boys. They found the strain before but these articles are more recent. Why report something from months ago as though it's new? Because it's needed now. For reasons. Apparently all the animal flus are being mocked right now we need space flu.
Who better to bring it in than your friendly neighbor hood astronaut that got stuck in "space".