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The "For Sale" sign is no longer out on the house next door. You find this on your ring camera. What do you do?

submitted by deleted to Niggers 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:18:36 ago (+22/-0)     (Niggers)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 01:44:49 ago (+0/-0)

White lightning.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 01:04:11 ago (+0/-0)

Put up a large projector screen out front where it can be seen by all of your neighbors driving by and project this video on a loop until the parents respond.

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 00:26:36 ago (+0/-0)

Wait for the next thunderstorm and tell the neighbors how you heard terrible thunder right before you noticed the house was on fire.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 22:41:47 ago (+0/-0)

Raise the Confederate flag. I’ve never had one, but would buy one.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 21:50:07 ago (+0/-0)

What's the smallest caliber bullet that can penetrate a solid wood door?

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 20:43:14 ago (+0/-0)

Get a pitbull or two and a fence, or a pet alligator

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 21:52:17 ago (+0/-0)

I think 2 pits and an aligator would work better than any amount of pits and a fence.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 20:32:50 ago (+0/-0)

The one thing niggers have over humans is their lack of thought for the future. You always hear nigs say shit like 'Aymo go to jail todah! Ah doan give a fuk!' In reality they do, they are just too stupid to realize how likely it is.

So when a nigger approaches someone like me, it's usually pretty clear I won't back down the only advantage they have is they don't care about getting a police record. I try to help them expand it.

Niggers like to japper like monkeys because they are even lazy about fighting so I keep it going until they say one of the magic phrases like "I'm going to kill you mufukka" or "I have a gun" then it's call the pigs immediately. Hello, zogboats, yes there's a nigger out here with a gun threatening to kill many people. It's out here screaming in public.

Because of kikes' desperation to get rid of guns they have fucked themselves. While they don't give a shit about mass shootings, their nightmare is knowing it's likely and getting caught not doing anything so they pedal their little jewmobiles over and arrest the golem. They going to jail today.

Yes, I've done this. It works. At least one nigger has had a shorter life because of me.

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 20:30:42 ago (+0/-0)

Wood chipper for sales, used once requires some cleaning!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 20:20:19 ago (+0/-0)

Wai yoo aim gibz deyt beyck she dun letchoo holeit?! Yall knoe niggaz bee teykin kareruh uhh uhh uhhthuh peepol sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit N sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit gnome seyin?!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 19:27:21 ago (+0/-0)

What if someone opened the doh, punted it across the yard or they sent their kid out the door with a machete?

[ - ] 4thTurning 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 19:20:28 ago (+1/-0)

Put big white Christian cross up in your front yard

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 19:09:26 ago (+1/-0)

Time to find a wood chipper with a for sale sign on it then.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:46:12 ago (+3/-0)

There's any easy solution: Shoot. Shovel. Shut up.

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:40:01 ago (+1/-0)

Time to go fishing.

[ - ] FreeinTX 13 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:36:23 ago (+13/-0)

Sell before the property value plummets.

[ - ] Xantha 5 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:51:47 ago (+5/-0)

nigs dont maintain properties, use jewish lightning against them and they'll leave instead of fixing the property.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 20:25:43 ago (+1/-0)

Lol. They are renters, obviously. They let the place go to shit, stink up the neighborhood, and invite their friends to move into the neighborhood. They won't pay rent, and when they eventually get evicted, they'll probably tear the copper out of the walls.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 23:44:28 ago (+0/-0)

They'll also break into your house and hop the fence back over.

[ - ] dass 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 00:36:08 ago (+0/-0)

... and rape the dog and steal your clean underwear off the line.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:34:16 ago (+4/-0)

Well...your brain dead President, you know, incontinent, sniff diddler Joe, openly suggested that blowing through a closed door with a 12guage works better than an AR...hate to admit it but I have to side with him...223 or .300 Blackout rnds have the potential for collateral damages,like exiting that mud monkey and lodging into an innocent Harley or F3504x4, or worse yet, the rear split window of a vintage 1963 Corvette.

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:32:05 ago (+4/-0)

Ring cameras in the area are a hazard, but no one moves into a house that's uninhabitable.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 6 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:29:43 ago (+6/-0)

12ga semi automagic shotguns

[ - ] bossman131 2 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:28:36 ago (+2/-0)

Thought you could move into that cheaper, negro side of town. These houses over here are so much cheaper, they said. Wrong! Time to get your ass back to the white side of town!

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:27:28 ago (+2/-0)

15rd mag through the door.

[ - ] Thatguy 11 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:23:20 ago (+11/-0)

I like her, hide in the bushes. Next time she does this drop a bag over her head, drive 25 miles away and drop her off. Repeat as needed.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 23:45:22 ago (+1/-0)

Next time she does this drop a bag over her head, drive 25 miles away and drop her off a bridge

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 23:48:49 ago (+0/-0)

Well, that too. But harsh.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 -7 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:27:14 ago (+3/-10)

You have sick fantasies, kiddie diddler.

[ - ] Thatguy 5 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:31:04 ago (+5/-0)

Nothing sexual about this, just practical results. Teach that kid a lesson. She seems smart and will learn well. Dropping her off 25 miles from home will teach her a good lesson. Actions have consequences, niggers need to learn this early in life.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:34:44 ago (+2/-0)

For all we know it's a midget.

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:38:00 ago (+0/-0)

@all black people are midgets lol.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 23:58:06 ago (+0/-0)

oof, this sweaty is self projecting

[ - ] WNwoman 14 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:22:08 ago (+14/-0)

In ten years she’ll have five niglets by five different nogs and between the costs of their healthcare, food, housing and “education” will have spent millions of our tax dollars.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 23:03:11 ago (+0/-0)

And the White man just fucking watched.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 23:39:11 ago (+0/-0)

I don't think you understand niggers very well unless you're suggesting that every two years the nigger eats one of their young. The nigger tends to spit out new nigglets every 10-12 months.