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Cyclist chased by stupid cow.

submitted by ProudRebel to funny 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 14:37:24 ago (+40/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/1rmggu.mp4



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[ - ] fritz_maurentod 28 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 15:05:38 ago (+28/-0)

Cyclists manage to piss off even the cattle.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 12 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 14:57:36 ago (+12/-0)

I kind of feel bad for the animal. Maybe it just wanted to play.

[ - ] bosunmoon 8 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 16:21:31 ago (+9/-1)

It wanted to harm that spandex faggot. I wish it succeeded.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 21:52:56 ago (+1/-0)

Same here. I hope it wasn't injured.

[ - ] clymer 10 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 15:17:24 ago (+10/-0)

WTF did I just witness? I used to take care of a small herd of belted galloway, beef breed, never seen one chase a bike, only run the other way back toward open pasture. Poor bastard

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 6 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 16:37:14 ago (+6/-0)

Like antifa, the video starts after the good stuff. Likely the fucker was messing with the cow on this, or other occasions.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 06:59:52 ago (+0/-0)*

they were throwing up gang signs and mr. moo wasn't having any of it

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 20:00:05 ago (+1/-0)

It’s funny reading these comments without watching the video. Cows seem so chill. Indians worship cows. I mean, they’re pretty cool animals. They got milk. Holy shit I love milk so much. Beef is you know. You know. And then wherever they take a shit magic mushrooms pop up. You know what I convinced myself. I am worshipping cows from now on.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 7 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 17:40:35 ago (+7/-0)

I feel bad for the cow.

[ - ] BulletStopper 6 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 16:43:41 ago (+6/-0)*

NGL, after many negative interactions with self-important, fart-sniffing bicyclists, I was rooting for the cow.
"Go cows Go!" https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.438568687.6889/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 14:39:15 ago (+6/-0)

Probably walked it off and forgot it even happened by the end of the day.

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 15 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 14:49:18 ago (+15/-0)

Yea hopefully he's back at it chasing the two wheeled niggers.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 23:55:30 ago (+0/-0)

Or feeding a family with delicious steak.

Or providing milk for delicious cheese.

[ - ] Thatguy 4 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 17:12:52 ago (+4/-0)

You don’t have to be the fastest biker, you just gotta be faster than the cow.

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 17:28:40 ago (+1/-0)

that was funny =)

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 16:05:55 ago (+4/-0)

That would be a neck breaker in a human, then it fell 10+ feet into the streambed.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 16:13:33 ago (+3/-0)

I didn't like that. It was mean

[ - ] registereduser 2 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 17:57:11 ago (+2/-0)

US taxpayer chasing a win in Ukraine.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 17:18:18 ago (+2/-0)

That cow seems pretty confused.

[ - ] CasualObserver 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 17:54:14 ago (+1/-0)

Cow got a lot more air than you'd figure. Saw it was in trouble and committed 100%. Went out with flair.

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 17:28:38 ago (+1/-0)

AI?

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 16:10:50 ago (+1/-0)

I LoLed

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 07:24:52 ago (+0/-0)

That's the kind of thing you'd do in a video game.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 01:35:33 ago (+0/-0)

2nd biker spooked it and it was running away from it, which happened to be toward 1st biker.

[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 01:15:35 ago (+0/-0)

That was terrible! :(

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 22:01:23 ago (+0/-0)

A Young bull?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 20:04:32 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] TakeRedPillDaily 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 18:03:48 ago (+0/-0)

I like this new breed of suicide cow. Makes me feel less bad when I eat steak. Just kidding, I never feel bad when I eat steak.