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I'm guessing it's Peckerwood trying to figure out how to live sober. Headline: "Man attempts impassable river rapid in Walmart raft."

submitted by ProudRebel to funny 11 monthsJun 18, 2024 13:45:27 ago (+13/-0)     (archive.is)

https://archive.is/wip/eFNYO

Bro, don't give up.


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 11 monthsJun 18, 2024 17:31:28 ago (+3/-0)

All I read was that the "expert" kayakers are pussies who need a pricey boat to do what three jackholes did in a walmart raft.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 11 monthsJun 18, 2024 14:38:53 ago (+3/-0)

I stopped drinking already. Couldn't sleep the first couple nights, but it's getting better.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 5 points 11 monthsJun 18, 2024 15:51:52 ago (+5/-0)

Good for you. I was a heavy drinker many years ago. I only drank to get fucked up because my life sucked and I didn't have the courage to kill myself. I gave it up "cold turkey" and never looked back.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 4 points 11 monthsJun 18, 2024 15:08:52 ago (+4/-0)

Don't let us down, bro'.

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 2 points 11 monthsJun 18, 2024 14:48:14 ago (+2/-0)

Good job. You're a good sport and a nice person I think.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 11 monthsJun 18, 2024 13:47:31 ago (+3/-0)

Fully expected it to be a Walmart shopping cart.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 11 monthsJun 18, 2024 19:46:40 ago (+0/-0)

I've went down some crazy fucking rapids before in shit not rated for it. Hell, that's just a normal drinking summer Saturday.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 11 monthsJun 18, 2024 23:19:06 ago (+1/-0)

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